WWE: Gayer than we could ever imagine!

MitchKoobski

I’m a frequent reader of Christwire, and earlier this year I saw an article that sent shivers down my spine. It was entitled, “Is World Wrestling Entertainment Full Of Gays?”. As a child I was a fan of pro wrestling like everyone was at the time, but I grew out of it as I got older of course. When my own adopted children showed an interest in the WWE, I didn’t think twice about it, after all it was perfectly wholesome entertainment for me thirty years ago. Well after I read the article, I stopped my children from watching, just to be safe, but I did something else, so that I could keep everyone else’s children safe as well. I watched it with an singular tenacity, with hopes of getting the the bottom of this whole issue.
The champion and figurehead of the WWE is a man called John Cena, and I can tell you without question, Mr. Cena is at the forefront of a Gay Wave of fresh new attractive young homosexuals, bent on pushing the Gay Agenda on children.
Cena’s ‘Finishing Move’ called, “The Five Knuckle Shuffle”, simulates masturbation, and followed up by a move he calls the “F.U.” which stands for “Fornicate You”. After this he lays upon his grounded groggy opposition, and shouts “You Can’t See Me!”, they can’t see him because he’s simulating anal rape. His fans shout for him to do another move called, “The Cena Suck”, but I guess even the WWE and Gay Superstars like Cena know that there are some limits to the depravity. Recently John Cena posted a fully nude image of himself on his twitter account.


Clearly he’s proud of his tight muscular chest and veiny well defined arms, but that’s no excuse to expose this pornography to the public, especially his younger male fans who look to Cena for guidance.


Cena’s #1 enemy is a man called “Semen Punk”, This guy is covered in tattoos, which as we all know are only worn by Saliors and those in the Gay Counterculture movement. Mr. Punk says he’s “The Best In The World”, sorry Mr. Punk, but Jesus is the Best In The World, and G-D is his father.
With these two examples of depravity and degrading of the moral fiber of the nation, I could just stop watching, safe in the knowledge that I may have saved some innocent child from being exposed to the WWE and the Liberals who run it. But I will push on in my battle against the Gay Power Elite, and their version of sports, the WWE.
I’ve noticed many other Gay “superstars” on the WWE roster, among them Kane, we all know about another Cain, but this one may be even worse, not even hiding his homosexuality, he calls himself “The Big Red Monster”, which we all know is slang for a fully engorged penis. Other offenders include Cody Rhodes and Jack Swagger, who both has a pronounced lisps, which is a telltale sign of gayness. Rhodes’ own Brother is a transvestite who calls itself “Goldust”.


There is hope, one wrestler stands out as a beacon of hope among the filth, and that man calls himself “The Christian”. I hope he’s a sign of things to come but I fear that one man can’t fight the Gay Tide as it rises.
I will continue to wage this battle against the Gay Agenda being pushed on our children by WWE. Safely away from my childrens’ impressional eyes, locked away in my bedroom. Not because I want to, but because I have to, even if it saves one child from being recruited to a life of being a Gay, that’s worth it to me.

http://christwire.org/2011/08/wwe-gayer-than-we-could-ever-imagine/


FFS LADS!

Who said satire is dead?

jaykhunter

"I’m a frequent reader of Christwire...."

*tunes out* :pac:

sigh, lol.

thebostoncrab

That had me in stiches!

TheTosh

He didn't even notice the Divas he was more focused with the dudes, I'd say gayness is more on his agenda then he knows

gimmick

Um, surely that is written tongue in cheek rather than an actual headbanging criticism isn't it?

Eire-Dearg

D2D

“Semen Punk”

:pac:

CMpunked

I burst out loud and scared my cat at the Semen Punk bit.
From now on thats how i will refer to him as.

:pac:

CMpunked

Dare_2_defy wrote: »

“Semen Punk”

:pac:

great minds d2d.

rovert

Loved how much the ROHbots got ticked off at this:
http://www.villagevoice.com/bestof/2009/award/best-place-to-watch-straight-men-get-all-homoerotic-1436500/

JP Liz V1

"The Christian" so not gay

Charisteas

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

"The Christian" so not gay

Agreed

GTR63

Charisteas wrote: »

Agreed

Still not as Gay as the Mesh top he wore for years.

gimmick

rovert wrote: »

Loved how much the ROHbots got ticked off at this:
http://www.villagevoice.com/bestof/2009/award/best-place-to-watch-straight-men-get-all-homoerotic-1436500/

haha, ROHbots. Havent heard that in years.

Jimmy Bottlehead

That article was FANTASTIC!

Horsebox9000

In seriousness tho, there has to be a good few closet homosexuals in the WWE.

Isn't Patterson the only openly gay gay there?

TheTosh

Horsebox9000 wrote: »

In seriousness tho, there has to be a good few closet homosexuals in the WWE.

Isn't Patterson the only openly gay gay there?

Orlando Jordan is iirc

Horsebox9000

TheTosh wrote: »

Orlando Jordan is iirc

Oh yeah I know he is a bi-sexual. Was he open in WWE.

Kind of interesting topic, was watching wrestling the other night with a gay friend of mine and he couldn't believe how some of the people were considered straight. His gaydar was through the roof ha.

CMpunked

Horsebox9000 wrote: »

Oh yeah I know he is a bi-sexual. Was he open in WWE.

Kind of interesting topic, was watching wrestling the other night with a gay friend of mine and he couldn't believe how some of the people were considered straight. His gaydar was through the roof ha.

who was it pointing towards?

Horsebox9000

His words not mine but he definately thought Swagger was so deep in the closet.

rovert

Horsebox9000 wrote: »

His words not mine but he definately thought Swagger was so deep in the closet.

Is it the lisp?

JP Liz V1

Lets not forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMXMOHKSYE

Lord TSC

Horsebox9000 wrote: »

His words not mine but he definately thought Swagger was so deep in the closet.

jaykhunter

Horsebox9000 wrote: »

His gaydar was through the roof ha.

Who did he think is gay?

imo Gabriel looks a bit fancy and would be a big time face in a few years; reckon he'd have a large female and kid audience.

GTR63

Always though Devon Dudley was gay,don't know why but after seeing his "wife" & "sons" on impact i'm convinced its a beard* for him being gay.
Sienfeld refrence.