Ehhh, that didnt work..

Carter P Fly

So, you have everything prepared and the zombie hoards are knocking at your door. You've collected millions of rounds of ammo and have your long range and shortrange weapons all ready to mash some zombie Brainnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss.

You take aim and BOOM, headshot, Nothing happens. You let one into your carefully constructed death trap and Decapitate it, The head is still biting and the body is still grabbing wildly trying to gram and shred something. You stab it in the heart, dismember it but whatever is re-animating the muscle and tissue seems to work independently. Even a hung drawn and quartered Zed wants to dig its nails or kick or bite you.

what the heck do we do now???

deise go deo

what the heck do we do now???

Nuff Said:cool:

jme2010

That my friend, is the Evil Dead you've got yourself there.

Your only hope is a priest.

I for sure bet my arm that when the first z arrives at my door, it will be going down and not coming back up.

krissovo

Zombie Crucifixion party :-)

I had better add one of these to my plans:

ScumLord

Carter P Fly wrote: »

Even a hung drawn and quartered Zed wants to dig its nails or kick or bite you.

If you allow a dismembered leg to get the better of you maybe your not cut out for life in the zombie apocalypse.

Carter P Fly

ScumLord wrote: »

If you allow a dismembered leg to get the better of you maybe your not cut out for life in the zombie apocalypse.

Its flopping around trying to trip you and its arm is thrashing about trying to grap you and the head is rollin' trying to bite you (images of the holy grail come to mind)

Tallon

Fire!

13spanner

Carter P Fly wrote: »

You've collected millions of rounds of ammo and have your long range and shortrange weapons all ready............ Even a hung drawn and quartered Zed wants to dig its nails or kick or bite you.........what the heck do we do now???

Would seem like a good time to find out what lead tastes like

aaronjumper

Start breaking into science labs and spray the ****ers with
highly concentrated acid.

I doubt puddles are very good
at grabbing things.

ShadowGal

aaronjumper wrote: »

Start breaking into science labs and spray the ****ers with
highly concentrated acid.

I doubt puddles are very good
at grabbing things.

Never underestimate a puddle

*slips* :pac:

BigDuffman

get a blender

aaronjumper

Just when I thought I was safe :eek:

TerrenceAnth

when all else fails

Gandalph

You have millions of bullets, the human body is only capable of carrying so much weight in lead that has been pumped into it before it keels over

Cork boy 55

If you run out of military options negotiate a Peace settlement with them
For example the Paris Peace Accords of 1973

Carsinian Thau

"Borrow" some farm machinery and use it like a very big, mobile shredder.

ShadowGal

A wood chipper ? You get get one of the big industrial sized ones and go to town :cool:

paulmclaughlin

Are zombie politicians as corrupt as ours?

DaBomb

This Wunderwaffe be the only job..works a threat in COD http://images.wikia.com/callofduty/images/f/fa/Waffe.png