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  • 09-08-2011 12:41pm
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    Carter P Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 618 ✭✭✭


    So, you have everything prepared and the zombie hoards are knocking at your door. You've collected millions of rounds of ammo and have your long range and shortrange weapons all ready to mash some zombie Brainnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssss.

    You take aim and BOOM, headshot, Nothing happens. You let one into your carefully constructed death trap and Decapitate it, The head is still biting and the body is still grabbing wildly trying to gram and shred something. You stab it in the heart, dismember it but whatever is re-animating the muscle and tissue seems to work independently. Even a hung drawn and quartered Zed wants to dig its nails or kick or bite you.

    what the heck do we do now???


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    deise go deo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,677 ✭✭✭deise go deo


    what the heck do we do now???
    explosion-1-300x225.jpg

    Nuff Said:cool:


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    jme2010
    Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭jme2010


    That my friend, is the Evil Dead you've got yourself there.

    Your only hope is a priest.

    I for sure bet my arm that when the first z arrives at my door, it will be going down and not coming back up.


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    krissovo
    Registered Users Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭krissovo


    Zombie Crucifixion party :-)

    I had better add one of these to my plans:
    Bomb-Disposal-Suit-BD2010-.jpg


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    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Carter P Fly wrote: »
    Even a hung drawn and quartered Zed wants to dig its nails or kick or bite you.
    If you allow a dismembered leg to get the better of you maybe your not cut out for life in the zombie apocalypse.


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    Carter P Fly
    Registered Users Posts: 618 ✭✭✭Carter P Fly


    ScumLord wrote: »
    If you allow a dismembered leg to get the better of you maybe your not cut out for life in the zombie apocalypse.

    Its flopping around trying to trip you and its arm is thrashing about trying to grap you and the head is rollin' trying to bite you (images of the holy grail come to mind)


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    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,569 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Fire!


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    13spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    Carter P Fly wrote: »
    You've collected millions of rounds of ammo and have your long range and shortrange weapons all ready............ Even a hung drawn and quartered Zed wants to dig its nails or kick or bite you.........what the heck do we do now???
    Would seem like a good time to find out what lead tastes like :D


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    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Start breaking into science labs and spray the ****ers with
    highly concentrated acid.

    I doubt puddles are very good
    at grabbing things.


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    ShadowGal
    Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    Start breaking into science labs and spray the ****ers with
    highly concentrated acid.

    I doubt puddles are very good
    at grabbing things.

    Never underestimate a puddle

    *slips* :pac:


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    BigDuffman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭BigDuffman


    get a blender


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    aaronjumper
    Registered Users Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭aaronjumper


    Just when I thought I was safe :eek:


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    TerrenceAnth
    Registered Users Posts: 390 ✭✭TerrenceAnth


    when all else fails

    1349565-steam-roller-on-background-of-dark-blue-sky.jpg


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    Gandalph
    Registered Users Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    You have millions of bullets, the human body is only capable of carrying so much weight in lead that has been pumped into it before it keels over


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    Cork boy 55
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Cork boy 55


    k9388.gif

    If you run out of military options negotiate a Peace settlement with them
    For example the Paris Peace Accords of 1973


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    Carsinian Thau
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,054 ✭✭✭Carsinian Thau


    "Borrow" some farm machinery and use it like a very big, mobile shredder.


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    ShadowGal
    Registered Users Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    A wood chipper ? You get get one of the big industrial sized ones and go to town :cool:


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    paulmclaughlin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭paulmclaughlin


    Are zombie politicians as corrupt as ours?


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    DaBomb
    Registered Users Posts: 91 ✭✭DaBomb


    This Wunderwaffe be the only job..works a threat in COD :phttp://images.wikia.com/callofduty/images/f/fa/Waffe.png


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