best joke that sums up the Irish psycie

Apologies to anyone who has heard it already!!

I am not normally a cynic but I like this joke.

There were 3 judges at an ice skating competition, one was Irish, one was French, one was German, one of the contestants was Irish, eventually its the Irish skaters turn.
He goes out on the ice and he fall over he make a few attempts to get up and skate but he cant do it.


The German judge gives him one out of ten.
The French judge gives one out of ten.
The Irish judge gives him 9 out of ten.


The other judges are flabbergasted! and ask him about his decision the Irish judge says 'a sure he was trying his best its very slippery out there!!

Dravokivich

That was a shíte joke, shíte jokes go into the humour forum --->

TheBody

Joke Fail

who the fug

Seventies calling

Jimmy Cricket wants his joke back

TheZohanS

Racist.

Chuck Stone

Knock Knock

Who's there?

It's me.

The door's open ya feckin eejit.

Oh right.

chin_grin

Really.............?

py2006

I don't get it!

Bipolar Joe

who the fug wrote: »

Seventies calling

Jimmy Cricket wants his joke back

They just called back saying there's been a mix up. The joke was sh!te then, too, they don't want it back.

FatherLen

oh look! a tumble weed!

I give up jokes aren't my thing.


Is nobody going to post a joke that THEY think sums the Irish psyche

knird evol

The kerry beekeeper and the superman one would be the two that spring to mind.

FatherLen

ok i got one.


knock knock
who's there?
fuck off!

biko

Humour forum pls.

Btw:
During a Pan-European Army exercise there was a slow collision between a French tank and an Irish tank.
The French tank commander jumped from the almost untouched tank shouting "I surrender, I surrender!"
The Irish tank commander jumps out moaning "Whiplash, whiplash! I'll sue!"