UK Marshmallow Supply 'Dangerously Low'.

Chuck Stone

Latest developments from England.

A Spokesman for the UK Confectionary Confederation has told our sources that the UK marshmallow supply is running 'dangerously low'. The spokesman said 'we have noticed an upsurge in marshmallow sales in the last few days particularly in London and Birmingham'.

According to the Spokesman marshmallows have been shipped in from other cities in the UK to keep up with the demand. The price of Marshmallows in London has more than tripled in less than four days leading to accusations of price gouging by sweet shop owners.

One shopkeeper said 'marshmallows are a better bet than gold in the current climate and we have to raise the prices to reflect the limited supply'. Community leaders have said that the marshmallow shortage is increasing tensions in an already volatile situation. One community leader said 'who doesn't like toasting a marsmallow on the fire?'

Wow!

joshrogan

Killer Pigeon

SOLUTION!!

Feed the chavs marshmallows and they'll stop rioting.

Marshmallows contain the ingredients of peace!!

El Sorab

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Saila

if you say so

Jesus Wept

I've been buying up marshmallow stocks for years now, biding my time.

Yakult

Dangerous stuff, especially now with all those fires on London. Would be the perfect time to whip out the Marshmallows and have a sing along.

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Marshmallows contain the ingredients of peace!!

THC?

****!! Off to the shop I go in the morning.

im invisible

this'll sort them out

pragmatic1

Will someone think of the children.

Killer Pigeon

That's why there aren't many police on the streets. They're preparing to airdrop marshmallow over the gangs of youth. Then they realised that their supply of marshmallow is "dangerously low" and released a press statement that lead to the article the OP linked.

Kojak

The-Rigger wrote: »

I've been buying up marshmallow stocks for years now, biding my time.

Marshmallows are now more sought after than american currency....

Chuck Stone

We could be looking at a run on the banks sweet shops.

All those stoners with no marshmallows or munchies.

I'm scared.


Hold me

Saila

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

and released a press statement that lead to the article the OP linked.

raveni

Won't somebody please think of the marshmallows.

Hunchback

Saila wrote: »

OH DEAR CHRIST!!!!

as long as they keep stinger bars, skittles and refresher bars stocked, i'm alright jack

Mc Love

Its so easy to make marshmallow!

danniemcq

SWEET GOD.... NOOOOOOOOOOO

Forest Master

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Will someone think of the children.

Wow - a stock AH Simpsons response. How original.

Princess Peach

No! Marshies are my favourite

Alter-Ego

I traded my BitCoin fortune for Marshmallow stocks a few months back. Everybody laughed at me. Well they're not laughing now, are they!!

Hunchback

Alter-Ego wrote: »

I traded my BitCoin fortune for Marshmallow stocks a few months back. Everybody laughed at me. Well they're not laughing now, are they!!

LOL

biko

AH -> Humour forum

Juicyfruit

Kinda want some mallows now!