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People who think they are funny!

  • 07-08-2011 7:14pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭needadvi


    Ever been around someone who thinks that what they say is funny but it's not, it's just really irritating? If so could you tell us about these annoying experiences with your friend/co-worker/acquaintance?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Its not irritating, its actually amusing by how idiotic they seem.

    When around the type of person that cracks a joke every 30 seconds I take a joy in acting completely emotionless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    * inserts seemingly witty after hour one-liner *


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    needadvi wrote: »
    Ever been around someone who thinks that what they say is funny but it's not, it's just really irritating? If so could you tell us about these annoying experiences with your friend/co-worker/acquaintance?
    ...Well I've been around some Irish comedians who think they are the best thing in terms of 'funny'.
    I disagree with their self-assessment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    I live with one. There is no easier way to earn contempt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,491 ✭✭✭Yahew


    Biggins wrote: »
    needadvi wrote: »
    Ever been around someone who thinks that what they say is funny but it's not, it's just really irritating? If so could you tell us about these annoying experiences with your friend/co-worker/acquaintance?
    ...Well I've been around some Irish comedians who think they are the best thing in terms of 'funny'.
    I disagree with their self-assessment.

    Anybody who makes a living off it is funny to somebody( or quite a few somebodies).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    needadvi wrote: »
    Ever been around someone who thinks that what they say is funny but it's not, it's just really irritating? If so could you tell us about these annoying experiences with your friend/co-worker/acquaintance?


    All answers on post cards to:



    Help me get my first assignment done,
    This is easier than thinking,
    Dublin 12


    (Something like this?)


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    themadchef wrote: »
    All answers on post cards to:



    Help me get my first assignment done,
    This is easier than thinking,
    Dublin 12


    (Something like this?)

    Got one right here, needadvi.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭needadvi


    Got one right here, needadvi.

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭exador


    My Father was a comedian.... I was his biggest joke !


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Yahew wrote: »
    Anybody who makes a living off it, is funny to somebody (or quite a few somebodies).
    True, one man's meat is another's poison generally.
    That said, I have met some very bad ones that though they were the greatest on earth - and they had the ego to match.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    did you get your dvi cable yet or are you still looking


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Dave Young, on RTE1 at the mo is as funny as discovering a touch of necrotising fascitis on the scrote.


  • Administrators, Computer Games Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 32,530 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Mickeroo


    I think everyone knows a David Brent or two.

    I also live with one, my favourite pass time is not laughing at their "witticisms"!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I'm one of those people, but I mostly do it to amuse myself. If you don't get my A material, then you're missing out!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    needadvi wrote: »
    Ever been around someone who thinks that what they say is funny but it's not, it's just really irritating? If so could you tell us about these annoying experiences with your friend/co-worker/acquaintance?

    Yes, yes I have. Sometimes I just want to get a mallet and smash their brains in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    I usually just feel sorry for them and laugh sympathetically.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,026 ✭✭✭Amalgam


    Mickeroo wrote: »
    I think everyone knows a David Brent or two.

    David Brent?

    Colin Hunt!



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26 1daydreamer


    An ex-boyfriend used to say "I'm the funniest guy I know, I get all my own jokes" :rolleyes: needless to say, not the funniest I ever knew or know now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭exador


    I'm funny...its just that my wife doesn't get the jokes.

    Other day she asked if I had ever had sex behind her back... I said..



    wait for it -



    " who did you think it was "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Any woman who makes a joke really. Not funny, except in the case where she's hot and you laugh because she's hot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    There are very, very few funny female comedians. Granted it's mostly guys that do stand up, but of the women that are out there doing it, the ones that seem to make it big appear to all have bought the same joke book in the early 90's.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Dave Young, on RTE1 at the mo is as funny as discovering a touch of necrotising fascitis on the scrote.

    Ha ha, yeah....





    :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 661 ✭✭✭exador


    Samich wrote: »
    Any woman who makes a joke really. Not funny, except in the case where she's hot and you laugh because she's hot.


    That was funny ! ...the bit about the hot chick


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 151 ✭✭needadvi


    exador wrote: »
    I'm funny...its just that my wife doesn't get the jokes.

    Other day she asked if I had ever had sex behind her back... I said..



    wait for it -



    " who did you think it was "

    BOOOOOO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Women aren't really much good at anything except bleeding from their vaginas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,058 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    needadvi wrote: »
    Ever been around someone who thinks that what they say is funny but it's not, it's just really irritating? If so could you tell us about these annoying experiences with your friend/co-worker/acquaintance?



    I roared laughing at your post.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Most of these type of people tend to end up having their own shows on RTE.

    People like David McSavage & Maeve Higgins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 froglet


    That dude off "anonymous" on network 2 or whatever it is.
    ya hes brutal and he knows it.
    meave higgins too. dave mc savage is funny in fairness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 atlaselephant


    Agree that David Mc Savage is funny :)
    Jason Byrne, Katherine Lynch...ouch


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭afrodub


    Many of my work colleagues think they are funny when they repeat something they heard fom radio or Tv,why can people here not be original :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    The Savage Eye is a cracking program. I like McSavage and think he's right funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    WindSock wrote: »
    I'm one of those people, but I mostly do it to amuse myself. If you don't get my A material, then you're missing out!

    I may have missed out, but in my defence, I was as drunk as a wheelbarrow.

    Your B material? Are you calling me a lightweight... y'wanna piece of me.....Marge, you have an ass that just...5 dollars?:mad: ..Zzzzz.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    There are very, very few funny female comedians. Granted it's mostly guys that do stand up, but of the women that are out there doing it, the ones that seem to make it big appear to all have bought the same joke book in the early 90's.

    Joan Rivers would make that funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Most of these type of people tend to end up having their own shows on RTE.

    People like David McSavage & Maeve Higgins.

    Let's not forget that appalling cnut, Jason Byrne here star. Himself and Higgins lend a certain amount of credence to McSavage's (who I think gets more abuse than he is due) humour.

    Jason Byrne is the unfunniest man that ever trod shoe-leather. And he's loud, annoying, and oblivious to his lack of talent.

    He's the bloke at the dinner party who you hope will go home, so the quiet dry witty one will say something.

    (Other than, well thank fcuk for that.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Flincher


    Nothing worse than hearing a line from tv or a movie being passed off as somebody's own joke, usually something from Podge & Rodge that start with "she has a face like a......." or "if I'd a ..... fully of mickey's". Cringeworthy stuff.

    Having said that, I'd laugh for days at a really terrible pun, so I'm probably not a great judge of humour


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 686 ✭✭✭Flincher


    Nothing worse than hearing a line from tv or a movie being passed off as somebody's own joke, usually something from Podge & Rodge that start with "she has a face like a......." or "if I'd a ..... fully of mickey's". Cringeworthy stuff.

    Having said that, I'd laugh for days at a really terrible pun, so I'm probably not a great judge of humour


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    froglet wrote: »
    dave mc savage is funny in fairness.

    Is this another one of your accounts,Dave? :pac:


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