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Sweet wrapper sexy time

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  • #2
    chughes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭chughes


    Does having sex with a lime stop you getting scurvy ?

    (or am I mixing up my historical facts )


  • #3
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    chughes wrote: »
    Does having sex with a lime stop you getting scurvy ?

    (or am I mixing up my historical facts )

    Stops yer mickey getting scurvy anyway


  • #4
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Every time you link a Daily Mail article, someone gets cancer.

    There was an article about it in the Daily Mail.


  • #5
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    sounds like your man needs a good ride


  • #6
    Dunjohn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Dunjohn


    Well, for once, the Daily Mail might have a point. Those sweet wrappers are ludicrously entertaining.


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  • #7
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Holy crap I have the hardest boner.


  • #8
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Gives a whole new meaning to "popping ones cherry".

    How do you turn on a maoam lemon?

    -Rub its citrus


  • #9
    allanb49
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,419 ✭✭✭allanb49


    That lemons having a party


  • #10
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Ah Rule 34, how I love and hate thee.


  • #11
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    Are Haribo taking the piss? A lime having a threesome with some cherries and mauling a lemon. People sometimes see sexual imagery in fairly harmless things - but someone definitely took the mickey with this one:D

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1209383/Fathers-outrage-pornographic-Haribo-MAOAM-sweet-wrappers.html

    Gotta love MailOnline for the crazy stories!

    seriously? I quite like those sweets and have never once get a sexual image from them. It just goes to show how warped peoples heads are:mad:


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  • #12
    Green Back
    Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Green Back


    "the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon."
    Otherwise known as a sex-face.


  • #13
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    haribo are sexy time, easily the best sweets I have EVER had


  • #14
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    I think I might die laughing!


  • #15
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    Green Back wrote: »
    "the lime has a 'particularly lurid' expression on its face during its encounter with a lemon."
    Otherwise known as a sex-face.

    That now makes me look at this ad in a new light...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jicQr-Rufhk


  • #16
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    booboo88 wrote: »
    seriously? I quite like those sweets and have never once get a sexual image from them. It just goes to show how warped peoples heads are:mad:

    i am fairly warped and all so maybe i'm not the best judge of this...but what do you think those fruits are actually supposed to be doing:confused:...because i'm of the opinion the Haribo design agents are having a bit of a larf.


  • #17
    hidinginthebush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,679 ✭✭✭hidinginthebush


    The article is nearly 2 years old!


  • #18
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    booboo88 wrote: »
    seriously? I quite like those sweets and have never once get a sexual image from them.

    you will now ;)


  • #19
    dar83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,106 ✭✭✭dar83


    Whoa, hold on.... They have the Internet in Offaly now?!?!


  • #20
    Cherry_Cola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,964 ✭✭✭Cherry_Cola


    Hope the lime used protection, wouldn't want to catch lemon aids.


  • #21
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    dar83 wrote: »
    Whoa, hold on.... They have the Internet in Offaly now?!?!

    no - i'm projecting this directly on to boards by a psychic/techno link up.

    funny guy


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  • #22
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    i am fairly warped and all so maybe i'm not the best judge of this...but what do you think those fruits are actually supposed to be doing:confused:...because i'm of the opinion the Haribo design agents are having a bit of a larf.
    Not having sex anyway....
    Saila wrote: »
    you will now ;)

    somehow i doubt that :P


  • #23
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Not having sex anyway....

    well what are they actually doing then - i'm curious to know what they are suppose to be up to with their big drooly heads and their hands all over each other!!


  • #24
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    booboo88 wrote: »
    Not having sex anyway....



    somehow i doubt that :P

    course you will! you will see the pack and think of this thread
    once you have seen it, you cant undo seeing it :p


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