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Confessions of a serial onanist ...

  • 06-08-2011 4:35am
    #1
    challengemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,930 ✭✭✭✭


    Ok, the time has come to cum clean and admit it ...

    For years, ever since I was 11 and I figured out that if I used tweezers I could manipulate it to ... let's just say, a very satisfying if slightly messy result ... I have been a proud onanist! :cool:

    It's time I think to say "thank you" to those who over the years have inspired me to ever greater heights of self-pleasure ... TarA, Randy, Whiteman1.9, Rig ... guys, to all of you I owe a debt of w thanks ... any time I can repay the favour >_> ...




    And btw, I never EVER hijack my friend's accounts and post embarrassing stuff in their name, or fall into bed half-pished and allow other people to hijack my account, or admit that my dick is just under 3 inches, or ... well, you get the picture!!! :P

    :pac:


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  • #2
    Norwayviking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Norwayviking


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Ok, the time has come to cum clean and admit it ...

    For years, ever since I was 11 and I figured out that if I used tweezers I could manipulate it to ... let's just say, a very satisfying if slightly messy result ... I have been a proud onanist! :cool:

    It's time I think to say "thank you" to those who over the years have inspired me to ever greater heights of self-pleasure ... TarA, Randy, Whiteman1.9, Rig ... guys, to all of you I owe a debt of w thanks ... any time I can repay the favour >_> ...




    And btw, I never EVER hijack my friend's accounts and post embarrassing stuff in their name, or fall into bed half-pished and allow other people to hijack my account, or admit that my dick is just under 3 inches, or ... well, you get the picture!!! :P

    :pac:

    Good to hear you are out puberty,welcome to manhood
    or is it the opposite way around for you????;)


  • #3
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    challengemaster wrote: »
    Ok, the time has come to cum clean and admit it ...

    For years, ever since I was 11 and I figured out that if I used tweezers I could manipulate it to ... let's just say, a very satisfying if slightly messy result ... I have been a proud onanist! :cool:

    It's time I think to say "thank you" to those who over the years have inspired me to ever greater heights of self-pleasure ... TarA, Randy, Whiteman1.9, Rig ... guys, to all of you I owe a debt of w thanks ... any time I can repay the favour >_> ...
    'Bout time you 'fessed up :P

    :pac:
    Norwayviking wrote: »
    Good to hear you are out puberty,welcome to manhood
    or is it the opposite way around for you????;)
    Or did he just get braped? :pac:

    C'mon, this forum was always meant to be a bit of mischief in honour of she who it is named after, don't take posts here too seriously ... ;)


  • #4
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    randy, remind me never to leave my laptop unattended whenever you're nearby :P


  • #5
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Actually, part of the problem is that he never leaves his lap-top alone ... >_>







    (And revenge is sweet! :P)


  • #6
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,104 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    ahahaa


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  • #7
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    I'm captivated by the tweezers thing. It sounds... tttillating. what exactly is it?


  • #8
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Apparently, it's what you use if you have a very, very, very small di ... anyway, let's not speak ill of the red! >_>


  • #9
    RolandIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭RolandIRL


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Apparently, it's what you use if you have a very, very, very small di ... anyway, let's not speak ill of the red! >_>
    Not all of the red now!

    as i'm sure you know :cool:


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