Do women know about shrinkage?

Hank_Jones

Soooo......was thinking about this earlier,
do women know about shrinkage?

As in, us when we (men) spend a certain amount of time in the water,
it shrinks.

Ahhh, Seinfeld.

ScummyMan

Speak for yourself, mine inflates like a water baloon

who what when

Are you just looking for an excuse for a small willy?

wonderfulname

Are you making excuses for it?

Hank, the women of the internet don't care about your penis, not even the ones on webcam...

Hank_Jones

who what when wrote: »

Are you just looking for an excuse for a small willy?

Are you?

starbelgrade

When you grow older, you'll begin to learn that women know everything.

policarp

I'm sure they do. . .

pebbles21

are you talking about shoplifting?

starbelgrade

Honey, I Shrunk My Penis.

guppy

Its the excuse my husband uses when it goes in all hard, but comes out all soft. I guess *it* has been exposed to moisture all right. Is that like what you mean?

Hank_Jones

For anyone that wishes to question my ehhh goods,
I was watching Seinfeld earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cUNNKzj_Nc

Mr_Hat

Dont forget about what the cold can do to it.

Hank_Jones

Any chance a mod could change the poll so that people can see the results?

Private poll isn't much use.

I blame the booze.

WindSock

Hank_Jones wrote: »

Soooo......was thinking about this earlier,
do women know about shrinkage?

As in, us when we (men) spend a certain amount of time in the water,
it shrinks.

Ahhh, Seinfeld.

And in a country that rains a lot, this can only mean...

HazDanz

Reading the thread title I was sure it was going to be about the perils of the clothing dryer.

Kojak

Can anyone tell me what "it" is that the OP is referring to?

I guessing by the title of the thread, "it" means your bank account. Am I right?

Mrmoe

Reminds me of that classic lake scene in Wagons East

later12

Why are the poll results hidden?

Yes I knew about this, although it isn't like it shrinks terribly much. If you have a tiny cock after you get out of the shower, you probably have a tiny one anyway.

Oh we can say cock?
Cock cock cock

Mrmoe

later10 wrote: »

Why are the poll results hidden?

Yes I knew about this, although it isn't like it shrinks terribly much. If you have a tiny cock after you get out of the shower, you probably have a tiny one anyway.

Oh we can say cock?
Cock cock cock

Some people are growers others are showers:D

policarp

starbelgrade wrote: »

Honey, I Shrunk My Penis.

It's said it doesn't matter about the size.
The pr!ck who pushes it, is important though. . .

Fremen

More interesting question:

Is there a female equivalent of shrinkage?

Saila

Fremen wrote: »

More interesting question:

Is there a female equivalent of shrinkage?

when they are cold their nipples get bigger

recylingbin

Hierarchy of human beings

People who contribute
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people who don't contribute but help themselves
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people who don't contribute
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people who leech all round them
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war criminals
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People who watch seinfeld more than once
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people who think watching seinfeld makes them intelligent
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tramps
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people who quote seinfeld thinking they are high-larious

Hank_Jones

That was rather harsh, I think you might need to be emptied, probably gone rotten.

challengemaster

Hell, if mine shrunk any more, I'd have a clit ... >_>

Still fun to play with tho' ... <_<

stupidusername

Penis

challengemaster

stupidusername wrote: »

Penis

Yeah, one of those would be nice ....

/sigh

stupidusername

challengemaster wrote: »

Yeah, one of those would be nice ....

/sigh

Would it though,really?

later12

penises are great; endless amusement: from playing helicopter, to having a little friend to talk to (like a pet without the commitment), to the more obvious forms of joy it provides.

although a great tactical weapon, a vagina is a damp gash that bleeds once a month and as far as I can see, rarely provides any real joy to its owner, at least not of its own accord.

stupidusername

I'm jealous now.

Oh wait no,no i'm not.