sexy dentists

Saila

went to the dentists today for a filling. Damn I will be upping my intake of suggary ****e
hoping to return the filling one day to that polish sexy beauty [and her female assistant was hot too]

anyone else have sexy dentists, gp's, doctors, and doctors especially would you risk making a move on them given doctors usually stay the same throught the time your ill and any junior doctors under their consultancy team

Shane L

She won't want you if you have a mouth like a homeless dude:pac:

Rabies

Is she a horrible boss?

CardBordWindow

Chloroform is your friend!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

my dentists assistant ispretty cute, but she looks the same now as she did when i was 8.. 20 years ago

she frightens me

W.Shakes-Beer

Did you get a big dirty chubby when lying on the dentist chair OP?

Mr. Denton

Sure you weren't just turned on by the pain?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t8xp3ojpdk

HazDanz

I used to like it when I was a teenager when one of their breast would rub against you while checking your teeth. In fact as an adult I still like it.

Nice and pervy I know, but true.

Duggy747

Last time I was at the dentist this beauty had to have a look at the back of my teeth.

Cue her leaning over me and plonking her enormous boobs on my forehead.

I had the biggest, bloodiest smile during that checkup :pac:

Saila

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Did you get a big dirty chubby when lying on the dentist chair OP?

I actually said to myself, dont get a boner now, it worked!
I diverted all the blood to my brain to block out the fact she was drilling the face off me

W.Shakes-Beer

Saila wrote: »

I actually said to myself, dont get a boner now, it worked!
I diverted all the blood to my brain to block out the fact she was drilling the face off me

Perfectly executed.

WindSock

Yes, I love it when he sticks his large tool in my gob, then asks me to spit. I know he doesn't want me to though, deep down.

Edit: then he gives me a good filling.

Edit 2: he does, he drills and fills me.

Duggy747

Thinking back, she was a nice dentist too....


......better than the usual guy I had who would only say "Is it safe!?!" while doing a pretty bad job fixing my teeth.

Latchy

Duggy747 wrote: »

Thinking back, she was a nice dentist too....


......better than the usual guy I had who would only say "Is it safe!?!" while doing a pretty bad job fixing my teeth.

That movie put me off dentists for a while to .

Mr. Denton

WindSock wrote: »

Yes, I love it when he sticks his large tool in my gob, then asks me to spit. I know he doesn't want me to though, deep down.

Has he ever given you a good filling?

Saila

WindSock wrote: »

Yes, I love it when he sticks his large tool in my gob, then asks me to spit. I know he doesn't want me to though, deep down.

I thought you would have said when he drills and fills you..
opportunity missed

Stinicker

My Dentist is an old guy but he's sound and his assistant nurse could have been a porn star he's so friggin hot in that tight little uniform. I think I will go back this year for a check up just to lay my pervy eyes on her again! :rolleyes:

nicechick!

Saila wrote: »

went to the dentists today for a filling. Damn I will be upping my intake of suggary ****e
hoping to return the filling one day to that polish sexy beauty [and her female assistant was hot too]

anyone else have sexy dentists, gp's, doctors, and doctors especially would you risk making a move on them given doctors usually stay the same throught the time your ill and any junior doctors under their consultancy team

I was in the situation whereby I got extremely sick ended up in an amublance and obviously ill when I arrived in to A&E the damn doctor was BEAUTIFUL I mean it effin hot!! dammit I looked like ****e... felt like ****e and was furious that I did so!

booboo88

i have yet to see a hot male dentist

amacca

dentist = no (big overweight opinionated 50 something jackass - he does good work though)

dental hygienist = yes...oh god yes...nearly makes me wish plaque would accumulate quicker.............mmmmmmm dental hygienist lady!

Side Show Bob

HazDanz wrote: »

I used to like it when I was a teenager when one of their breast would rub against you while checking your teeth. In fact as an adult I still like it.

Nice and pervy I know, but true.

Yea and then there's a really cute girl in the Barbour shop, when she washes your hair and you lay back into the sink, she very kindly droops both of them into your face, really has to be deliberate, but who gives a £uck!

Saila

booboo88 wrote: »

i have yet to see a hot male dentist

what about the ones in the adds for sensodyne/colgate

*I know they are not really dentists

WindSock

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Has he ever given you a good filling?

I did...

damnit. Edit: HE. He did.

WindSock

Saila wrote: »

I thought you would have said when he drills and fills you..
opportunity missed

Now my friend, don't fret. My post has been seamlessly edited

Saila

WindSock wrote: »

I did...

so you fingered yourself while he was putting his tool in your mouth

Agricola

The hygienist in my place is hot. She is singularly the best reason to go back every 6 months to undergo a rigorous polishing.

Saila

WindSock wrote: »

Now my friend, don't fret. My post has been seamlessly edited

thanks thief :mad::p

WindSock

Saila wrote: »

so you fingered yourself while he was putting his tool in your mouth

Hmmmm?

Mr. Denton

WindSock wrote: »

I did...

Robbing peoples jokes now are we? hrrrmph! :mad:

I suppose you might as well mention something about gaping cavities & notable bone growth while you're at it. :pac:

Saila

WindSock wrote: »

Hmmmm?

Mrmoe

There was one alright, very hot, nicely done up, nice firm ass. Not sure if it would keep me coming back though. I much prefer hot hairdressers, the way they press their boobs against your face is the single best reason to ever get a haircut.:D

WindSock

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Robbing peoples jokes now are we? hrrrmph! :mad:

I suppose you might as well mention something about gaping cavities & notable bone growth while you're at it. :pac:

Only after a painful root canal operation.

frag420

I was in visiting my optician in the local Specsavers a few yrs ago as I was moving to the big smoke and wanted to get test done before I moved.

As anyone who has been to the optician will tell you there is a part in the test when they are very close to you as they use a machine to take pics of the back of your eye. Because of this I always make sure the breath is minty and fresh.

Anyways she is hot, nice legs, great rack.........the works!!

So there she was right up in my face taking pics of my eyeballs, I could feel her breath on my face and I wondered if she was close enough for me to lick her nose...............

I stuck my tongue out and touched the tip of her nose with it.

I didnt think she was THAT close to me!! We both got a shock. But in all things professional she continued with her examination while i bit down hard on my tongue.

frAg

starbelgrade

Ha ha... motorboating the dentist... I seem to remember starting a thread on that a while back.. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056260994

amacca

frag420 wrote: »

So there she was right up in my face taking pics of my eyeballs, I could feel her breath on my face and I wondered if she was close enough for me to lick her nose...............

I stuck my tongue out and touched the tip of her nose with it.

I didnt think she was THAT close to me!!

from time to time I have to tell the little voice in my head to stfu and stop encouraging me to do stuff like that

looks like your voice is more forceful

ascanbe

Well, sexy or not, it's a well known fact that all dentists top themselves within two years of starting actual practice.
Apparently, looking into peoples mouths, having to lean into and work in the lingering vapours of their, often rancid, breath, without turning away or becoming violent, scraping away at the plaque/general foulness that has built up in said mouths, while being greeted by, and occassionly having to address, eyes that betray a mix of fear and resentment, gets to a person, after a while.

sam34

Saila wrote: »

what about the ones in the adds for sensodyne/colgate

*I know they are not really dentists

the ones in the sensodyne ads are actual dentists, I know two of them personally

booboo88

Saila wrote: »

what about the ones in the adds for sensodyne/colgate

*I know they are not really dentists

Hmmmm maybe. think they'll move to cork? I hate going to the dentist but if they were hot I could be encourage

skeleton_boy

Pics or gtfo

krudler

I got my eyes tested a while back and the girl who was doing it was fooking lovely, she was sitting so close to me I could smell the coconutty smell from her shampoo or whatever it was, must go back :pac:

frag420

krudler wrote: »

I got my eyes tested a while back and the girl who was doing it was fooking lovely, she was sitting so close to me I could smell the coconutty smell from her shampoo or whatever it was, must go back :pac:

Pervert ha ha

holystungun9

krudler wrote: »

I got my eyes tested a while back and the girl who was doing it was fooking lovely, she was sitting so close to me I could smell the coconutty smell from her shampoo or whatever it was, must go back :pac:

Next time ask her are there alternative tests instead of the old boring letter chart one. I suggest the following....

Ask her to stand 2 metres away and you see if you can see her nipples through her uniform.
She bends over the table and you try to make out what kind and colour underwear she has on.
You stand at opposite sides of the room and she starts walking slowly towards you. You tell her to stop when you can make out some camel t.

These kind of tests are much more realistic and ultimately what you are going to be using your eyes for anyway. Might as well cut to the chase. Reading letters on a wall is very pre-interweb.