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The see-through lingerie

kleefarr · 2011-08-05 19:43:04

A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from €50 to €150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the €150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go…

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kleefarr

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A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his
wife.
He is shown several possibilities that range from €50 to €150 in price,
the more see-through, the higher the price.
He opts for the sheerest item, pays the €150 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model
it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it
might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked
return it tomorrow and get a €150 refund ............. he won't know.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Stone me.................. it wasn't that creased in the shop'.

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