What will Michael D Higgins do as president?

Sarky

Let's face it, now that the David Norris Happy Fun Time Bus has crashed into a truckload of whatthef*ckery, the remaining candidates are either really boring or in Dana's case so evil the Nazis wouldn't have her.

There's still Michael D. Higgins, though. Now, at first glance, he's not particularly suited to being president. Heck, he looks unsuitable after a second or third glance.

But there's one thing about him that sets him apart from the flock: He's batsh*t crazy.

I shall now throw open the thread to wild speculation as to what Ireland might be like under the bould Micky D. Will he stay true to his socialist roots and turn the Aras into a sweatshop for building cheap mobile phones bound for Uzbekistan? Will he try to criminalise bees? Will he tear down the spire and replace it with a hundred and fifty foot statue of Karl Marx built WITH HIS BARE HANDS?

Place your bets now!

Storminateacup

I will vote for the president the same way as I vote in elections.

I vote for the best looking out of a bad lot, perish the thought of ending up with another brian cowen.

I'll also vote for particularly crazy people -- such as bishop michael cox (ordained Sinead o connor) and john bracken (you have to hear his election song lol).

Having no idea who's running for presidency this year, I'm obviously at a loss at who to vote for.

They'll be no Obama tho

Storminateacup

It would be cool if our president was a pimp though

Sarky

I don't think there's anyone in the running with the strength of character to go upside a bitch's head. And that's a damn shame.

Storminateacup

David Norris -- the hack of him. Mick Wallace for prez

Cicero

Sarky wrote: »

Let's face it, Happy Fun Time has crashed into a truckload of evil Nazis

There's still Michael D. Heck,
But there's one thing about him that sets him apart from the flock: He's bats
I shall now throw open the thread to Micky D.
Will he stay true to his Aras ? Will he try to criminalise BARE HANDS?

all these questions....feic off!!!:mad:

chucken1

Mickey D??? As in Mr Dolenz??

Ya,Id vote for him..he steals avatars,hes cool :cool:

Micky Dolenz

chucken1 wrote: »

Ya,Id vote for him..he steals avatars,hes cool :cool:

No he doesn't.That's a vicious lie to undermine his Presidential campaign.



Better to vote for the Monkey you know as the ones you don't.

Vote Micky D :pac:

chucken1

Did you just steal my avatar?? :eek:

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Sarky

Don't look so shocked, the Greeks used to do it all the time.

Micky Dolenz

chucken1 wrote: »

Did you just steal my avatar?? :eek:

No idea what your talking about. Ive had this one for years. In fact you stole it from me.

Now I know how Norris feels, robbed.

chucken1

You know how Norris feels??? Hmmmmmm

Matt Holck

Higgins is gonna pull the troops and create nationalized health care with enlisted contracted men

chucken1

Can we all have this uniform Mickey D???

Matt Holck

way to hot

bikinis and speedoos

Micky Dolenz

chucken1 wrote: »

Can we all have this uniform Mickey D???

These for the win.




Except on Tuesdays, on Tuesdays we all shall wear these:

sNarah

Micky D is gonna dance the macarena with me. And drink tequila while I talk dirty in Spanish.
Also, he will get elected, he'll get all the ghey votes from Norris because he used to frolic around with the lads when he was a young one.
And then we shall dance some more.

Squarewave

I imagine his first act as president will be to magnify the light of the moon onto the sacred stone of the Ancient Faerie Order with his spectacles on the third hour of Imbolc and bring about a new era of chaos and destruction.

later12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu08RPPgyZY

Cicero

Oh Mickey D, Oh Mickey D,
For the presidency,
Vote 2 or 3,
For i shall vote Dustin the turkey,
Bringing the dart from Dublin to Tralee

hondasam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmi9L1s6wwI

The saw docs might write a new song for him.

Vote Micky D.

Squarewave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJOqRHb2WvY

Yahew

There will be an end to the cash nexus, a revolution of the common man and a cultural revolution for some; and little red flags for others.

hondasam

He will have us speaking Irish,supporting Gaelic and hurling, we will have to become passionate about Galway united FC.

we will give up boards.ie and read poetry. Holidays will be taken in the Gaeltacht.