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To any millionaires/very well-off people

  • 04-08-2011 7:42pm
    #1
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭


    On the off-chance that any millionaires are reading this and feeling generous, is there any chance of a lend of €1000 please?

    Let me explain why I ask this - I am in debt due to University. Yes, I've gotten myself into this debt, and yes I plan on getting myself out of it, but any chance of a kick-start?

    And no this is not a piss-take.

    With sincere thanks,

    Uglybolloxface


Comments

  • #2
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,028 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Cabbages!!!


  • #3
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I'll give it to ya, just pm me your bank details.


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    If only it was that easy.


  • #5
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    No sorry.


  • #6
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    I once considered asking that of Michael Jackson :)


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Ok, but you have to send me €50 first to cover the admin fees.


  • #8
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    When will you pay it back?


  • #9
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    It so happens that I am a Nigerian prince and will be able to help you out:)


  • #10
    Norwayviking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Norwayviking


    30% interest and its all yours


  • #11
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    MagicMarker wrote: »
    I'll give it to ya, just pm me your bank details.
    phasers wrote: »
    Ok, but you have to send me €50 first to cover the admin fees.

    I didn't know you guys were Nigerian.
    Chris P. Bacon wrote: »
    When will you pay it back?

    19th of January 2012.


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  • #12
    Radharc na Sleibhte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,535 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    PM sent.


  • #13
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    On the off-chance that any millionaires are reading this and feeling generous, is there any chance of a lend of €1000 please?

    Let me explain why I ask this - I am in debt due to University. Yes, I've gotten myself into this debt, and yes I plan on getting myself out of it, but any chance of a kick-start?

    And no this is not a piss-take.

    With sincere thanks,

    Uglybolloxface

    You should edit that post to Captain Uglybolloxface. You might get some serious replies then!


  • #14
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »
    PM sent.

    I've checked and checked but I think my PMs are broken.... Oh wait....:(


  • #15
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    19th of January 2012.

    Can i ask why that date?,if you were to give it back any sooner i might be able to help.


  • #16
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    phasers wrote: »
    Ok, but you have to send me €50 first to cover the admin fees.

    Jackpot!


  • #17
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Larianne wrote: »
    You should edit that post to Captain Uglybolloxface. You might get some serious replies then!

    Haha! Would you believe that I actually had Captain Uglybolloxface typed in but then deleted it.


  • #18
    Norwayviking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 766 ✭✭✭Norwayviking


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    On the off-chance that any millionaires are reading this and feeling generous, is there any chance of a lend of €1000 please?

    Let me explain why I ask this - I am in debt due to University. Yes, I've gotten myself into this debt, and yes I plan on getting myself out of it, but any chance of a kick-start?

    And no this is not a piss-take.

    With sincere thanks,

    Uglybolloxface

    I hope you dont study economy;)


  • #19
    Larianne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,954 ✭✭✭✭Larianne


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    Haha! Would you believe that I actually had Captain Uglybolloxface typed in but then deleted it.

    You're not taking advantage of your title!


  • #20
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Chris P. Bacon wrote: »
    Can i ask why that date?,if you were to give it back any sooner i might be able to help.

    You, sir, are too kind. This is the type of thing that legendary posts and posters are made of. But now that it looks like a serious offer, I'm starting to feel bad:(


  • #21
    UglyBolloxFace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,867 ✭✭✭UglyBolloxFace


    Larianne wrote: »
    You're not taking advantage of your title!

    Ulster Bank have no idea what they have inadvertently bestowed upon me;)


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  • #22
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Pighead would give it to you if he had it but unfortunately he doesn't even have the price of a cup of tea for himself. Pighead lives in a box with no hot water furniture or food. Don't even have internet connection. Will try to send this message using pure will.

    Sent via iPhone by Pighead's butler.


  • #23
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Again yes, but i will have to break some limbs first... two legs, an arm and one of the tiny bones in your ear.


  • #24
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    UglyBolloxFace wrote: »
    You, sir, are too kind. This is the type of thing that legendary posts and posters are made of. But now that it looks like a serious offer, I'm starting to feel bad:(

    Ah well, no worries :)


  • #25
    Tonto86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    Pighead wrote: »
    Pighead would give it to you if he had it but unfortunately he doesn't even have the price of a cup of tea for himself. Pighead lives in a box with no hot water furniture or food. Don't even have internet connection. Will try to send this message using pure will.

    Sent via iPhone by Pighead's butler.

    That's one of the funniest posts I've read in ages!

    That'll do pig.... that'll do


  • #26
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    No.

    /plays with 20x €50 notes in his hand right now.


  • #27
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    but you live in the UK? Euros are no good to you :)


  • #28
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Tonto86 wrote: »
    That's one of the funniest posts I've read in ages!

    That'll do pig.... that'll do

    You don't read many posts.


  • #29
    kelle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,243 ✭✭✭kelle


    Try this


  • #30
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    No.


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