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Funny things you overheard

  • 04-08-2011 8:53am
    #1
    smurgen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭


    Was on Facebook well ago and took a read off the Overheard in Oxegen page and a few were genuinely hilarious! So i'm sure Afterhours could have a few brilliant ones too!

    I'll go first :

    At Oxegen also bout 2/3 years ago. Bout 4 in the morning , two younfellas near our tent:

    Guy 1: Paul,they're after robbing our tent!
    Guy 2: What did they rob?
    Guy 3: Our fu*cking tent!


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  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Here's a book full of these fake overheard tales.


  • #3
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    smurgen wrote: »
    Was on Facebook well ago and took a read off the Overheard in Oxegen page and a few were genuinely hilarious! So i'm sure Afterhours could have a few brilliant ones too!

    I'll go first :

    At Oxegen also bout 2/3 years ago. Bout 4 in the morning , two younfellas near our tent:

    Guy 1: Paul,they're after robbing our tent!
    Guy 2: What did they rob?
    Guy 3: Our fu*cking tent!
    this sounds awful familiar...
    i was at oxegen every year and i always went with my mate paul AND i had nearly this exact conversation.....


    hmmm i wonder.


  • #4
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,323 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I once saw a lil scumbag getting searched by the police on Grafton Street. When the Garda said "Do you have anything on you that you shouldn't have?" the kid replied:

    "Yeah, me da's socks. But don't tell him"
    I think it's an old joke but when I heard it I nearly pissed


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