You know you spend too much time on your laptop when...

Samich

the mousepad is all worn
when you try reading something and you have to squint to do so
when deleting a weeks browsing history takes foreverrrrr
when you're making stupid threads on boards.

you can lift it with your penis.

Cypher_sounds

When you start a thread about how you know you spend too much time on your laptop.

chicken fingers

1) Cheap laptop
2) Get glasses / using a laptop frequently has little or no effect on your eyesight
3) Why delete your history? When my mrs sees my computer shes like "ohh cool you have asian porn in the recently visited pages sidebar *checks it out*"
4) Don't make stupid threads?

Samich

chicken fingers wrote: »

1) Cheap laptop
2) Get glasses / using a laptop frequently has little or no effect on your eyesight
3) Why delete your history? When my mrs sees my computer shes like "ohh cool you have asian porn in the recently visited pages sidebar *checks it out*"
4) Don't make stupid threads?

1)Not cheap
2) whatever you think.
3) Don't have a mrs, just like everything clean now and again, clogging up my suggestions
4) G'way

Mindkiller

When you have to use a nail clippers to scrape all the dried semen from under your keyboard.

aoshea83

When the letters on the P R O N keys are worn off

cruiser178

When you think other people spend too much time on it.

Mr. Denton

1) Left mouse button paint is all worn away
2) The battery is completely fúcked
3) The intel and windows stickers in the bottom right have migrated a couple of inches from their original position.

lock_stock

When it starts making noises like a f*cked hoover.