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Hot bod uggo or cutesy pie-scoffer?

  • 03-08-2011 12:18am
    #1
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭


    Simple enough question really, and one that I've never gotten a satisfactory answer to from guys OR girls - in a rare show of unity of thinking nobody seems to be sure which side of the fence to come down on for this one. So, boys, girls, unicorns and/or flying spaghetti monsters of AH, if you were on for the ride and it was a straight (or gay) choice - no threesomes allowed - between somebody who had a gorgeous face but was an absolute tub of lard and somebody who had a body to die for but a face like a bulldog licking p1ss off nettles...which would you choose?

    So make your choice, pollster... 44 votes

    Gimme that gorgeous face lump of lard
    0% 0 votes
    Smoking body, pig of a face and a brown paper bag to go please
    50% 22 votes
    Back to the Future trilogy FTW
    50% 22 votes


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  • #2
    pudzey101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,925 ✭✭✭pudzey101


    Mammanabammana wrote: »
    Simple enough question really, and one that I've never gotten a satisfactory answer to from guys OR girls - in a rare show of unity of thinking nobody seems to be sure which side of the fence to come down on for this one. So, boys, girls, unicorns and/or flying spaghetti monsters of AH, if you were on for the ride and it was a straight (or gay) choice - no threesomes allowed - between somebody who had a gorgeous face but was an absolute tub of lard and somebody who had a body to die for but a face like a bulldog licking p1ss off nettles...which would you choose?

    face like a bulldog, with lights off course!!:)


  • #3
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,939 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    bobfoc.


  • #4
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    Body, easily. Sure you always make believe their face is better either way. You could be ridin' Britney Spears and wishing she was Scarlett Johansson. Or maybe that's just me. And maybe I just really want to ride Scarlet Johansson, I dunno?

    Whereas if they're pretty but fat you just feel that they've 'ruined it'.


  • #5
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    How fat? I mean, are we talking nuclear-sub fat or beluga whale fat?


  • #6
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Good body, definitely.


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  • #7
    Mammanabammana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Mammanabammana


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    How fat? I mean, are we talking nuclear-sub fat or beluga whale fat?

    As fat as you need him/her to be that you wouldn't go near them if the face wasn't enough to make you seriously reconsider.


  • #8
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    body to die for
    Im remembering my school days, "paperbag" was one of the teachers nics!


  • #9
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    What do I win if I go for the "Back to the Future" option?


  • #10
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Mammanabammana wrote: »
    Simple enough question really, and one that I've never gotten a satisfactory answer to from guys OR girls - in a rare show of unity of thinking nobody seems to be sure which side of the fence to come down on for this one. So, boys, girls, unicorns and/or flying spaghetti monsters of AH, if you were on for the ride and it was a straight (or gay) choice - no threesomes allowed - between somebody who had a gorgeous face but was an absolute tub of lard and somebody who had a body to die for but a face like a bulldog licking p1ss off nettles...which would you choose?

    bobfoc definitely.
    What do I win if I go for the "Back to the Future" option?

    A DeLorean?


  • #11
    Redonblonde
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭Redonblonde


    Hmm for a one-nighter...body. You could always do the whole blindfold thing, eliminates the butterface issue.

    For longterm though, get a cutie. Then spend months picking at their self esteem until they've gymmed and starved themselves into a svelte god of buff.


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  • #12
    Miss Olenska
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    Face over bod please.


  • #13
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Mammanabammana wrote: »
    As fat as you need him/her to be that you wouldn't go near them if the face wasn't enough to make you seriously reconsider.

    That's a tough question... there's lots of pretty girls who are carrying an extra few pounds but they're still attractive...

    dammit...


  • #14
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Redonblonde wrote: »
    Hmm for a one-nighter...body. You could always do the whole blindfold thing, eliminates the butterface issue.

    For longterm though, get a cutie. Then spend months picking at their self esteem until they've gymmed and starved themselves into a svelte god of buff.
    Yeah. If theres a chance of passing on your genes, you dont want your kids to turn out ugly.


  • #15
    Miss Olenska
    Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is the classic BOBFOC.


  • #16
    tuxy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    So chubby chasers have a win, win on this one? No fair :/


  • #17
    Valentina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    If he is tall, has a six pack, nice shoulder definition, good arms... Well my face is pretty enough for the both of us :pac:


  • #18
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Body and this has been a real-life experience for me on more than one occasion.


  • #19
    hardCopy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭hardCopy


    You don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire


  • #20
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    I've been wondering if i'm classed as the paper-bag type :/

    It's too tough to call.i think i'd just have to turn both down.


  • #21
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    ive always fancied the heavy guys:o they're soo much better to cuddle. i do have a limit though:eek:


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 23,339 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Body, stockings and suspenders doggy style and she wouldn't need a head.






















    I'd be wearing the stockings and suspenders :pac:


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