HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S ..........

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HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCO'S ..........
Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : -Dear Mrs. Murray ,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1.. June 15th: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2nd: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7th: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19th: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened.

5. August 14th: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15th: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23rd: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8.. October 4th: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10th: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. November 3rd: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6th: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the ' Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21st: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.' and last, but not least:

14. November 23rd: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

regardsNeil

chin_grin

AH is not a place to dump forwarded emails from five years ago. (You might want to remove the senders name at the bottom :pac:).

Shane L

What a Bro.

Latchy

Pretty sure I saw this last year in a post on boards ,or was it the year before ?

MrStuffins

Not even half of these things actually happened. Setting up a tent? Come on!

Superbus

I hate when people call it 'Tesco's'. As if it's a family store owned by the Tesco family.

MrStuffins

chin_grin wrote: »

AH is not a place to dump forwarded emails from five years ago. (You might want to remove the senders name at the bottom :pac:).

Latchy wrote: »

Pretty sure I saw this last year in a post on boards ,or was it the year before ?

The OP didn't even bother editing out the "Regards Neil" part at the bottom of the email.

chin_grin

Superbus wrote: »

I hate when people call it 'Tesco's'. As if it's a family store owned by the Tesco family.

I have the same 'tick' with people calling Eason, "Eason's". It annoys me more than it should.

AlmightyCushion

Welcome to the internet circa 10 years ago. Cats with a poor grasp of the English language are the in thing now.

Rabies

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Welcome to the internet circa 10 years ago. Cats with a poor grasp of the English language are the in thing now.

Now the play they piano