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Rice is stuck in the microwave

  • 29-07-2011 9:19pm
    #1
    Musicman2006
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭


    However if you tell it that you know it has no artificial colours, flavours or preservatives then apparently the microwave door opens...

    What the f.uck were uncle bens advertising department smoking when they came up with this ****?! Bunch of f.ucking arseholes! I seriously hope someone got sacked over this!


Comments

  • #2
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    its stuck in your mind isnt it? thats the point of marketing methinks


  • #3
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,593 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Could be true, when I am microwaving seeds, if I say "Open Sesame" the door opens.


  • #4
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    The weren't smoking anything, they were eating rotisserie chicken.


  • #5
    Musicman2006
    Closed Accounts Posts: 124 ✭✭Musicman2006


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    its stuck in your mind isnt it? thats the point of marketing methinks

    Not stuck in my mind. Just saw it there and im never buying uncle bens again ... (does anyone else do rice??)


  • #6
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Whenever i see "Juan Sheet" i get the trots


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  • #7
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    I thought you had a real problem and I was gonna try and help with suggestions about crowbars and lube. Now I think you're shilling rice.


  • #8
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Whenever i see "Juan Sheet" i get the trots
    i fucking love those ads!!!


  • #9
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    'Tell it you know it doesn't have any artificial colours, preservatives or flavourings or it won't come out'

    *kicks TV*


  • #10
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,440 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Musicman2006 wrote: »
    Not stuck in my mind.

    That's 'cos it's still stuck in the microwave


  • #11
    sonic85
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    Musicman2006 wrote: »
    Not stuck in my mind. Just saw it there and im never buying uncle bens again ... (does anyone else do rice??)

    yep. my knob is in a bowl of it as we speak


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  • #12
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    My microwave does this, what's the problem?


  • #13
    looky loo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    The 'Hello Katie' white thing in the freezer birds eye ad, gives me the creeps.....im just sharing that with you all....HE GIVES ME THE CREEPS!....:eek:


  • #14
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    FatherLen wrote: »
    i fucking love those ads!!!

    I keep thinking he's saying "Want sh1t"??


  • #15
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    looky loo wrote: »
    The 'Hello Katie' white thing in the freezer birds eye ad, gives me the creeps.....im just sharing that with you all....HE GIVES ME THE CREEPS!....:eek:

    I think it's that calm nasal voice.


  • #16
    looky loo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    Its not funny, every time I pass a freezer cabinet...I can hear that voice...'Hello katie' ....hes bad you just know hes bad...!


  • #17
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    looky loo wrote: »
    Its not funny, every time I pass a freezer cabinet...I can hear that voice...'Hello katie' ....hes bad you just know hes bad...!

    He's supposed to be intimidating and he's pretty good at it.
    Could do with him in my house tbh, the kids would defo eat their greens then :)


  • #18
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    super-rush wrote: »
    The weren't smoking anything, they were eating rotisserie chicken.

    For every post on boards there is a Simpsons reference in the reply :D


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