Swagger Jagger?

mstan

What the fcuk is a Swagger Jagger? And why should I get some of my own?

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Its very very important and you better get somw quick...or else.

sonic85

is it not supposed to be jagger swagger?

Tubsandtiles

Adopt a child from Cher Llyod and Soulja Boy

ChunkyLover_53

Is this an Australian town?

ejmaztec

Rough translation = crock o'sh1t

freeze4real

I felt disgusting watching that video. total piece of ****. it makes no sense or what so ever.

If I was Bill Gates i wouldn't buy it.

Kevin Duffy

What? You've none?? Pffftttt, you can't sit down the back with the cool kids.

Dr. Bad Touch

"Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' Clementine" la di da...

generalmental

The fact that you have to ask just speaks volumes

Biggins

mstan wrote: »

What the fcuk is a Swagger Jagger? And why should I get some of my own?

Its a phrase being spouted by a teenage thug in boots who loves herself.
Useless gimp that thinks she can sing - but actually can't for love or money.
I wish papers would stop giving the pollyfiller caked twat publicity.

Radharc na Sleibhte

Mortified for the OP, all the young people are saying it.
Its what they call a trend I believe ie #swaggerjagger

pow wow

The most unadulterated piece of 'musical' poop to have offended my ears in a long long time. Hopefully she'll get pregnant and drift into obscurity very soon.

sonic85

generalmental wrote: »

The fact that you have to ask just speaks volumes

we dont listen to sh!t music?

Richard Hillman

Its about when Mick Jagger gets laid and he has a certain Swagger about himself just after.

mstan

generalmental wrote: »

The fact that you have to ask just speaks volumes

What, pray tell, do you mean by that?

DualFrontDiscs

God knows I know this (possibly Helen and Ollie's Answer me this podcast), but it's a mangled version of 'swagger jacker', whereby one's fashion (swagger) is copied (jacked) by someone.

/thread.

DFD.

generalmental

sonic85 wrote: »

we dont listen to sh!t music?

LOL, really hope your not serious

Dr. Bad Touch

Biggins wrote: »

Its a phrase being spouted by a teenage thug in boots who loves herself.
Useless gimp that thinks she can sing - but actually can't for love or money.
I wish papers would stop giving the pollyfiller caked twat publicity.

HA!!!

later12

Biggins wrote: »

Its a phrase being spouted by a teenage thug in boots who loves herself.

Gasp.
In the words of the immortal poet herself

Swagger jagger, swagger jagger/ You should get some of your own/ Count that money, get your game on/ You're a hater, just let it go

(fin)

sonic85

generalmental wrote: »

LOL, really hope your not serious

yes i am

pow wow

Biggins wrote: »

thug in boots

New Shrek character?

sonic85

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Its about when Mick Jagger gets laid and he has a certain Swagger about himself just after.

maybe its supposed to be jagger shagger? as in one of his groupies

landsleaving

Bollocks forum ---->

generalmental

sonic85 wrote: »

yes i am

This tune is one of the masterpiece songs we have been waiting for since this song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTg_9teVTXY

now retract your statement and apoligize to me

sonic85

generalmental wrote: »

This tune is one of the masterpiece songs we have been waiting for since this song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTg_9teVTXY

now retract your statement and apoligize to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

Radharc na Sleibhte

Dr. Bad Touch wrote: »

"Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin' Clementine" la di da...

Who the phuck samples Oh My Darlin Calemintine ffs.
TUUUUUUNNNEE!!!!!!!

generalmental

sonic85 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHaCzb3yYk

It would have felt alot more sincere if you had put the link up properly in the 1st place

Otherwise apology accepted.

And they say civility is dead in this country.

sonic85

generalmental wrote: »

It would have felt alot more sincere if you had put the link up properly in the 1st place

Otherwise apology accepted.

And the say civility is dead in this country.

every thread should have a guide in it showing how to embed videos properly. dont want to be ignorant or anything but at least i embedded mine :cool:

Biggins

pow wow wrote: »

The most unadulterated piece of 'musical' poop to have offended my ears in a long long time. Hopefully she'll get pregnant and drift into obscurity very soon.

...If there is someone desperate enough to crawl off Jordan and on to her mini-me!

generalmental

sonic85 wrote: »

every thread should have a guide in it showing how to embed videos properly. dont want to be ignorant or anything but at least i embedded mine :cool:

Yes true but i do not know how to do that, and you want to make fun of me becaue i cannot do something, i bet your mama is very proud

ejmaztec

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

Who the phuck samples Oh My Darlin Calemintine ffs.
TUUUUUUNNNEE!!!!!!!

It's a sort of country music and rap combo i.e. crap.

Tipsy McSwagger

Its a crap song from a crack whore.

sonic85

generalmental wrote: »

Yes true but i do not know how to do that, and you want to make fun of me becaue i cannot do something, i bet your mama is very proud

extremely - as a reward for making fun of you i now get bitty

strokemyclover

Not directed at you OP!

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generalmental

sonic85 wrote: »

as a reward

sonic85 wrote: »

bitty

Well if thats the kind of reward your into, well make fun away.

sonic85

generalmental wrote: »

Well if thats the kind of reward your into, well make fun away.

fair enough. your penmanship is atrocious and you dress in the manner of a male prostitute :pac:

MGMTea

Swagger Jagger is the chavs/skangers anthem, it's only the ****ing ****t bud

generalmental

sonic85 wrote: »

fair enough. your penmanship is atrocious and you dress in the manner of a male prostitute :pac:

Why thank you kind sir, And if you look to the left you will see yo mama`s wrinkly melon just waiting for you.

its enough to make someone sick

the groutch

gotta love some of the urban dictionary definitions of the phrase (NSFK):

a song created by Cher Lloyd (a stupid dumb bitch that think she's Cheryl Cole) this song is pointless and is the most ****ing ridiculous song i have ever heard in my life, i would rather listen to the man off the Go Compare advert!!


Sarah: Have you heard that new song Swagger Jagger by Cher Lloyd?

Kate: Yes i have and its the biggest pile of **** i have ever heard!!!

Ugly Slapper With Bad Complexion That Wears Too Much Make-Up and Scks Off Farm Animals While Making a Horrendous Wailing Sound...


Cher Lloyd is a wailing swagger jagger slagga

A word used to describe the act of a prostitute receiving triple penetration during group sex. Common phrase used in Gypsy/Traveler culture.

sonic85

generalmental wrote: »

Why thank you kind sir, And if you look to the left you will see yo mama`s wrinkly melon just waiting for you.

its enough to make someone sick

ah come on its a natural act sure wouldnt i starve otherwise? everybodys doing it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfI48IWESo