need a girlfriend

whiteboy

22 yo and bored of being alone

what do I do? what do I do?

she has to be fit

AhSureTisGrand

Pay for one

mikom

Get the fuck off here for starters.

freeze4real

well you've got a right hand . do it 3 times a day every day and I'll tell ya this she will be fit as ****

amacca

mikom wrote: »

Get the fuck off here for starters.

years of mining Boards for potential partners not worked out then?

wonderfulname

whiteboy wrote: »

she has to be fit

If she was going to be fit, you wouldn't be single and lonely, beggars can't be choosers.

whiteboy

mikom wrote: »

Get the fuck off here for starters.

my keyboard brings all the girls to the yard..

mikom

amacca wrote: »

years of mining Boards for potential partners not worked out then?

I'll be headin' down the hall to her in a half hour or so.
No miners helmet required.

amacca

Sonics2k wrote: »

One good post = 10 hot boardsie chicks.
True Story.

at the same time?:P

Storminateacup

Girls can smell desperation. Don't go looking "for a girlfriend". That sh!t is lame. Go out - have fun, get laid, do your thing, be happy by yourself before you can be happy with another person. Girls are attracted to guys with confidence, not whiney jerks all like "wahwah nobody loves me"

guitarzero

whiteboy wrote: »

22 yo and bored of being alone

what do I do? what do I do?

she has to be fit

Welcome to Bítch.ie, I mean Boards. You must be new walking right into it like that.

Samich

Buy yourself a blow up. She'll never answer back. Just deflate her and put her back in the drawer where she belongs.

amacca

mikom wrote: »

No miners helmet required.

shure tis attached..you've no choice but to bring it along.

mikom

amacca wrote: »

shure tis attached..you've no choice but to bring it along.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

wonderfulname

guitarzero wrote: »

So its not frowned upon to walk across the hall to the ladies lounge and start peakocking?? From my own posts Id assume the women here are mostly feminists, the odd few who are nice.

Mostly fans of equal rights, sure who isn't, the crazies are few and far between.

yammycat

You don't need one, and don't believe the hype, they really are not worth either effort or concerning yourself about, yes a shag is fun but the fun wears off fast and then you just have nag nag nag, chill out with your mates and have a five finger shuffle when you find the need.

Cheaper, less hassle, no nagging, the way to go.

Hank_Jones

You'll need to become super rich and much better looking.

Squeeonline

yammycat wrote: »

You don't need one, and don't believe the hype, they really are not worth either effort or concerning yourself about, yes a shag is fun but the fun wears off fast and then you just have nag nag nag, chill out with your mates and have a five finger shuffle when you find the need.

Cheaper, less hassle, no nagging, the way to go.

Great, someone else has said it. I can delete my post now so I dont get in trouble.

Storminateacup

Most of the girls your bashing are actually really sweet

cruiser178

whiteboy wrote: »

22 yo and bored of being alone

what do I do? what do I do?

she has to be fit

ibtc

Killer Pigeon

whiteboy wrote: »

22 yo and bored of being alone

what do I do? what do I do?

she has to be fit

It's not a good idea to come on board.ie after having a fap season on redtube. Although, from reading some of the posts, I suspect most people here do.

Let me ask;

- Have you always been "alone" (not had a girlfriend)?

- If so, maybe you need to improve your appearance. Some males go to extreme length to improve their appearance to attract a mate. Take the peacock as an example; they have colourful feathers and dance in an exotic manner in front of female peafowls (peahen). Maybe you should take example from nature; dress up in fancy colourful cloths and perform exotic dances in your local pub/bar/club (attend dance classes before attempting this). This could attract a mate; don't go to them let them come to you. Also, loose some pounds.

- If you've already attempted most of the above (i.e., dressing in colourful cloths, doing exotic dances, going to the gym regularly, etc..) and you have not yet found a female, maybe it's because you have an underlying attraction of males. In which case, you should consider trying to find a boyfriend.

Yakult

Get friends, much better in the long run.

Pete M.

whiteboy wrote: »

22 yo and bored of being alone

You're not alone

make the most of it.

Needler

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

It's not a good idea to come on board.ie after having a fap season on redtube. Although, from reading some of the posts, I suspect most people here do.

Two screens and typing with one hand, lad

Samich

If only you weren't white you'd be sorted.

Pompey Magnus

whiteboy wrote: »

22 yo and bored of being alone

what do I do? what do I do?

she has to be fit

I guess beggars can be choosers after all...

guitarzero

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

It's not a good idea to come on board.ie after having a fap season on redtube. Although, from reading some of the posts, I suspect most people here do.

Let me ask;

- Have you always been "alone" (not had a girlfriend)?

- If so, maybe you need to improve your appearance. Some males go to extreme length to improve their appearance to attract a mate. Take the peacock as an example; they have colourful feathers and dance in an exotic manner in front of female peafowls (peahen). Maybe you should take example from nature; dress up in fancy colourful cloths and perform exotic dances in your local pub/bar/club (attend dance classes before attempting this). This could attract a mate; don't go to them let them come to you. Also, loose some pounds.

- If you've already attempted most of the above (i.e., dressing in colourful cloths, doing exotic dances, going to the gym regularly, etc..) and you have not yet found a female, maybe it's because you have an underlying attraction of males. In which case, you should consider trying to find a boyfriend.

Kinda insulting, wonder where the mods draw the line here with accusing people of being sexually confused. As for the pompus, condescending, pious remark? I wish you much misfortune.

Pompey Magnus

guitarzero wrote: »

Kinda insulting, wonder where the mods draw the line here with accusing people of being sexually confused.

"Accuse" them of being sexually confused? Its not a crime to be confused you know.

As for the pompus, condescending, pious remark? I wish you much misfortune.

It's not condescending of me to find it funny for someone to go online at 1.30am to ask strangers how to get a girl yet with the strict criteria that the girl must be fit. If he was a stud himself I have a funny feeling he wouldn't have needed to make this thread in the first place. Perhaps his problem is that his standards are a wee bit too high.

Naikon

Hire a prostitute?

Tar.Aldarion

whiteboy wrote: »

my keyboard brings all the girls to the yard..

my girl loves my merc!


http://www.gamingnexus.com/Images/Article/1029/title.jpg

RichieC

yammycat wrote: »

You don't need one, and don't believe the hype, they really are not worth either effort or concerning yourself about, yes a shag is fun but the fun wears off fast and then you just have nag nag nag, chill out with your mates and have a five finger shuffle when you find the need.

Cheaper, less hassle, no nagging, the way to go.

Easy to say when you're doing a line.

stupidusername

So what most people think is that if you don't have a girlfriend you're not very good looking? Hmm interesting

Sky King

yammycat wrote: »

You don't need one, and don't believe the hype, they really are not worth either effort or concerning yourself about, yes a shag is fun but the fun wears off fast and then you just have nag nag nag, chill out with your mates and have a five finger shuffle when you find the need.

Cheaper, less hassle, no nagging, the way to go.

You've obviously never had a decent GF then.

kevthegaff

go out and try as many women as ye can:D. Its about competence not confidence;)

wild_cat

whiteboy wrote: »

my keyboard brings all the girls to the yard..

Well you have a sense of humour which is a good starting point.

Corn Flake

Wow lol 'She HAS to be fit', you act like we all know where the women are and Were all hiding them away from you.

@Mikom Lol.

biko

This is a copy of your last thread that was closed WB, post in PI if you're so eager for advice.