Quirky things you notice

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On the news,the newsreader usually look across at the other reader reading the news.

American comedies are usually one lined with laughs every second.

Women put mascara and open mouth at same time.

Some people yap too much to bother looking what their kids doing.

Any top 50 lists,theres annoying break every couple of minutes.

X-factor winners usually disappear out of the limelight.

Someone will complain about the quality of threads on boards.

Sweetcorn in turds

Einhard

Carrots in turds. I don't even eat carrots!:eek:

Latchy

You're computer on closedown decides to do an update with 9 of 10 remaining .

Chuck Stone

People make weird spazzy shapes with their mouths when they're concentrating on doing a task.

Like unscrewing a plug for example.

Just watch the spazzy mouth.

Degag

What a shít thread.

Einhard

Einhard wrote: »

Carrots in turds. I don't even eat carrots!:eek:

Stop putting them in your árse then.

Latchy

Chuck Stone wrote: »

People make weird spazzy shapes with their mouths when they're concentrating on doing a task.

Like playing with their hair while sticking there tongue out side of mouth .

Mint Sauce

Chuck Stone wrote: »

People make weird spazzy shapes with their mouths when they're concentrating on doing a task.

Like unscrewing a plug for example.

Just watch the spazzy mouth.

With their tongue sticking out of one corner between their teeth.

Einhard

rarnes1 wrote: »

Stop putting them in your árse then.

How else will I get enough Vitamin A without my carrot suppositories?

Latchy

Latchy wrote: »

Like playing with their hair while sticking there tongue out side of mouth .

irish-stew wrote: »

With their tongue sticking out of one corner between their teeth.

Snap

RichieC

people who look at their watch when asked the date.

starlit

If something has been moved or misplaced.

Forest Master

RichieC wrote: »

people who look at their watch when asked the date.

my watch has the date on it.

Mint Sauce

RichieC wrote: »

people who look at their watch when asked the date.

Most do show the date.

Gordon

When the airhostesses are doing their theatrical security procedure mime, there's usually an airhostess at the back doing faces at them to put them off, if you turn around to look.

Logical Fallacy

Trey Most Guitar wrote: »

On the news,the newsreader usually look across at the other reader reading the news.

American comedies are usually one lined with laughs every second.

Women put mascara and open mouth at same time.

Some people yap too much to bother looking what their kids doing.

Any top 50 lists,theres annoying break every couple of minutes.

X-factor winners usually disappear out of the limelight.

Someone will complain about the quality of threads on boards.

People will repeatedly forget random letters and words in posts.

Mint Sauce

Gordon wrote: »

When the airhostesses are doing their theatrical security procedure mime, there's usually an airhostess at the back doing faces at them to put them off, if you turn around to look.

I'm usally too busy reading the inflight magazine to notice.



Its like when they ask you would you prepared to open the emergancy doors if required in the event of the crash when sitting by the exit.

99% percent of people say yes, when really (i) they're only sitting there for the leg room, and (ii) your thinking to your self, thats assuming I survive the crash.

Latchy

Gordon wrote: »

When the airhostesses are doing their theatrical security procedure mime, there's usually an airhostess at the back doing faces at them to put them off, if you turn around to look.

I bet it's the same for newsreaders just as they go on air ,somebody will shove a nude centrefold pic in their view

staker

The amount of people who walk with crooked feet

mardybumbum

Trey Most Guitar wrote: »

American comedies are usually one lined with laughs every second dumbed down.

"The office" was desecrated.

Latchy

staker wrote: »

The amount of people who walk with crooked feet

Probably from getting fcuked from behind

Trey Most Guitar

American comedies are usually one lined with laughs every second.

I hate canned laughter .

Chuck Stone

Only answering the phone between rings. I do this myself for some reason.

It's as if answering mid-ring would be rudely interupting the phone or something.

Latchy

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Only answering the phone between rings. I do this myself for some reason.

It's as if answering mid-ring would be rudely interupting the phone or something.

Yeah I do this to ,like I have to let it ring 3 or 4 times before I pick it up ...weird .

7Sins

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Only answering the phone between rings. I do this myself for some reason.

It's as if answering mid-ring would be rudely interupting the phone or something.

I answer mid ring, because if I answer between I've no way of knowing if they've already hung up or not and would look a right spaz going "hello.....hello?! "

MungBean

Having to make a "dammit" face when changing direction on the main street in case someone thinks your mental.

Zapho

People say "bye" six or seven times before hanging up the phone.

"bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!"

Chuck Stone

Zapho wrote: »

People say "bye" six or seven times before hanging up the phone.

"bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye!"

I do this too!

Like this;

bye bye bye bye by-by-by *click*

Tandey

Once when i was up in Dublin, I noticed that amusements place on O Connell street:rolleyes: