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  • 24-07-2011 9:56pm
    #1
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭


    My evil girlfriend is making me go to alton towers, thing is I have a small fear of huge roller coasters.. :p

    What do I do??


Comments

  • #2
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    You grow a pair of testicles and get on the damn roller coaster.


  • #3
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Take pics of her boobies, post them on the internet & then dump her on the day you're due to go.

    Fair is fair.


  • #4
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Take a teaspoon of concrete and harden the fuck up


  • #5
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Your fear is not the only thing that's small.

    Either get over it, or go on things other than the rollercoasters.


  • #6
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Dump her ass!


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  • #7
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I was there last week! It was the most fun ever. I went on all the rollercoasters except for one cause my boyfriend was too scared of it :P

    Go and go on the rollercoasters. They are awesome!


  • #8
    DualFrontDiscs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 932 ✭✭✭DualFrontDiscs


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    You grow a pair of testicles and get on the damn roller coaster.
    tell her you don't like roller coasters.

    DFD.


  • #9
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    You have nothing to fear but fear it'self, except maybe your girlfriend.


  • #10
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Phone in a bomb threat to Alton Towers the morning you are due...


    ...simples!


  • #11
    doomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭doomed


    Wear shades. That way you can keep your eyes closed and still look bored.


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  • #12
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    Dont be mean lads :p

    We just watched videos of the rides, I think I can hack them..

    And if I cant at least im still stronger than her :D


  • #13
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Rollercoasters are like life, you just got to ride it... ride it, ride it, ride it


  • #14
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    You grow a pair of testicles and tell her to shut up and make you a sammich

    fyp


  • #15
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    maxxie wrote: »
    Dont be mean lads :p

    We just watched videos of the rides, I think I can hack them..

    And if I cant at least im still stronger than her :D

    be handy if ye get in a fist fight if you can resist the urge to curl up in the foetal position:P


  • #16
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    Watch Final Destination 3.


  • #17
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Ruu wrote: »
    Dump her ass!

    oh my god you cursed, and on a sunday!


  • #18
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    oh my god you cursed, and on a sunday!

    :eek:


  • #19
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,202 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    oh my god you cursed, and on a sunday!

    No Sunday rates anymore, so we can swear if we want.


  • #20
    sollar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭sollar


    You need a lesson from chopper reid. Go to youtube and listen to his advice.


  • #21
    maxxie
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 949 ✭✭✭maxxie


    sollar wrote: »
    You need a lesson from chopper reid. Go to youtube and listen to his advice.

    Choppers a pony, check out bronson!

    Not a fan of roller coasters so he wasnt ha


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  • #22
    dr gonzo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    sollar wrote: »
    You need a lesson from chopper reid. Go to youtube and listen to his advice.

    Damn you, i was just about to post the video, which im doing now anyway.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y


    OP seriously, i used to be terrified of rollercoasters until i actually sucked it up and got on one. **** myself queuing and then loved it.


  • #23
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I say kill her.

    But, that may not be the answer to everything.


  • #24
    BluesBerry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭BluesBerry


    Eat lots of rice cheese and jellys prior to going on rides to avoid embarrassing "accidents"

    Drink lots of alcohol drinks for the good old dutch courage


  • #25
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    eat some spagetti too to settle your stomach , the secret is not to chew


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I hate "Fun Parks".


  • #27
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,599 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    it's a well known factoid that wimminz aren't as good in mechanics or physics as mens, and can get bored because they have no imagination or understanding of the true dangers involved as the know little about metal fatigue or safety inspectors or welders with hangovers or the effects of cost cutting or the concept that this was built by the lowest bidder

    you can also check out her phone messages while you are holding her handbag for her ;)


  • #28
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Have your stones dropped yet?


  • #29
    cassid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    if looking for an excuse acquire an "inner ear infection" .


  • #30
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Make a pact that for every 'ride' you get on she has to give you a ride!

    Either she will quickly lose interest in Alton Towers or else you are on for the 'Big Dipper'........












































    in her bumhole :pac:


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  • #31
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    You're going to have to kill her. Good luck with that.


  • #32
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    maxxie wrote: »
    My evil girlfriend is making me go to alton towers, thing is I have a small fear of huge roller coasters.. :p

    What do I do??

    Meh you're more like to be killed NOT on a rollercoaster than on it.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgg6nciY40


    Now don't you feel better? You're welcome.


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