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If you could slap just one celeb who would it be?

  • 23-07-2011 1:16am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭


    Okay I know that asking people to pick just one celeb is a bit optimistic so I'm gonna go with what I predict will happen and pick (an average of) 3 celebs who I'd love to slap.

    1. Jimmy Carr
    2. Angus Deaton
    3. Graham Norton

    How about you folks?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,997 ✭✭✭Degag


    Amanda Brunker.




























    .... oh wait, you said a celebrity?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭previous user


    Jade Goody.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Okay I know that asking people to pick just one celeb is a bit optimistic so I'm gonna go with what I predict will happen and pick (an average of) 3 celebs who I'd love to slap.

    1. Jimmy Carr
    2. Angus Deaton
    3. Graham Norton

    How about you folks?

    I thought you said just one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Kojak wrote: »
    I thought you said just one?

    Sorry! So many slaps - so many celebs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 587 ✭✭✭stacexD


    Ke$ha
    She really reminds me of every shhluttt you see hanging off any guy who will take them in a club


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Bono
    Chris Martin


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Gerry Ryan


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    Bruce Forsyth... :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    stacexD wrote: »
    Ke$ha
    She really reminds me of every shhluttt you see hanging off any guy who will take them in a club
    Jealous much


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I said it in a similar thread not so long ago, that Scottish guy from Coast on BBC. I'd only do it for his own good so he doesn't turn into another Richard Hammond! All we need is a Scottish Richard Hammond!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,997 ✭✭✭Degag


    Pete Doherty - had to be said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Bono. I'd give him a big slap on the back for the great work he's doing in Africa. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Amanda Brunker,


    After i get a pugwash off her, obviously


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Degag wrote: »
    Amanda Brunker.
    .... oh wait, you said a celebrity?

    You leave Amanda alone Mr. Fancy Stars, 1st post, thanks whoring, ninja lurker.

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Jedward - they are one person, aren't they?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    that Scottish guy from Coast on BBC.

    I think he's okay and I think that 'Coast' is a bloody good documentary.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Kojak wrote: »
    Jedward - they are one person, aren't they?

    Aw man.. stop being all autistic and making me follow thru on everything I say or else you'll start screaming.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    That guy who was in those Tango ad's. Could he be considered a celebrity?
    He made a good living out of being slapped, but that revenue stream has probably dried up, now.
    I'd like to help him get back on track.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Piers Morgan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,997 ✭✭✭Degag


    You leave Amanda alone Mr. Fancy Stars, 1st post, thanks whoring, ninja lurker.

    ;)
    Those stars are getting a bit too expensive. All i got them for was to **** off to the S&S forum.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,705 ✭✭✭Mr Trade In


    Chuck Norris,
    Why yes, yes I do have a death wish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Degag wrote: »
    Those stars are getting a bit too expensive. All i got them for was to **** off to the S&S forum.

    S&S forum?

    I'm new kinda.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Piers Morgan.

    Oh, good one. I second this motion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,997 ✭✭✭Degag




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Bruce Forsyth... :mad:

    Noice to see you, to see you..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,315 ✭✭✭Alonso77


    Russell Brand


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Degag wrote: »

    'Due to the sensitive nature of bla bla bla'

    not allowed to look me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Ciderswigger


    ascanbe wrote: »
    Noice to see you, to see you..

    ....to see y- *SMACK!!!!!!!*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 376 ✭✭laughter189


    Kojak wrote: »
    Jedward - they are one person, aren't they?

    No - they are twins .............. give them a slap slap and you will have to answer to the bould Looey .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,997 ✭✭✭Degag


    'Due to the sensitive nature of bla bla bla'

    not allowed to look me
    Lol, knew that would happen. It's the Sex and Sexuality Forum. You need to subscribe to view or post in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    No - they are twins .............. give them a slap slap and you will have to answer to the bould Looey .

    Really, they are 2 people??

    I always thought it was one lad with split personality disorder. You learn something new everyday, I guess.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,997 ✭✭✭Degag


    Kojak wrote: »
    Really, they are 2 people??

    I always thought it was one lad with split personality disorder. You learn something new everyday, I guess.....
    Ah come on... as much as i dislike them and avoid reading about them, hearing them or watching them on tv, i still know they are 2 people!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,321 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Yip, definitely Piers Morgan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    /celeb bash thread.

    Locked


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