Gardaí hunt streaker at Killarney National Park

eco2live · 22-07-2011 9:53am #1

Gardaí are warning members of the public about a streaker who has been spotted at the National Park in Killarney, Co. Kerry, in recent days.

They have already had reports of four incidents about the man, who has been seen completely naked at the entrance to the park between Muckross Abbey and the areas where the jarveys normally congregate.

The man, who is described as being in his early 50s and is of thin build, has been seen performing lewd acts on four occasions in the last ten days.

On all occasions the reports were made by female walkers or cyclists.

Anyone who sees the man is asked to contact Gardaí immediately.

Dirty fecker!

FatherLen · 22-07-2011 9:55am

get yer bollocks out of my face.

why are there no female sex pests that go around flashing unsuspecting young men. i wouldn't mind that at all.

Kiera · 22-07-2011 9:56am

I'm so there!

*jumps in car*

ejmaztec · 22-07-2011 9:58am

It's probably one of the Healy-Raes they don't like to talk about.

CardBordWindow · 22-07-2011 9:58am

Pics or GTFO?

DrumSteve · 22-07-2011 9:59am

Is it Funghi?

Sweatynutsack · 22-07-2011 10:00am

What do you call a streaking kerryman?

ejmaztec · 22-07-2011 10:03am

DrumSteve wrote: »

Is it Funghi?

No, just a rash.

prinz · 22-07-2011 10:12am

He's doing a bit more than streaking from the sounds of it. Release the hounds....

Gummy Panda · 22-07-2011 10:15am

Always men

ejmaztec · 22-07-2011 10:26am

Killarney's answer to the Yeti and the Sasquatch.

JerryHandbag · 22-07-2011 10:41am

"Performing lewd acts" can only mean one thing cant it? :eek:

WindSock · 22-07-2011 10:44am

Why are they calling him a streaker? That's not a streaker.

mackg · 22-07-2011 10:52am

WindSock wrote: »

Why are they calling him a streaker? That's not a streaker.

What do you call it?

WindSock · 22-07-2011 10:55am

mackg wrote: »

What do you call it?

A streaker takes their clothes off and runs naked through a town or football game.

This chap is flashing and fiddling his bits in front of women. He's a sexual deviant, a streaker is just an attention seeker.

Emiko · 22-07-2011 10:57am

The Abominable Showman.

Kevin Duffy · 22-07-2011 10:57am

I found Killarney a bit dull, this might liven it up if they could do it like the lads hunting Father Jack.

Absurdum · 22-07-2011 12:04pm

sorry about that

Elbow · 22-07-2011 12:08pm

JerryHandbag wrote: »

"Performing lewd acts" can only mean one thing cant it? :eek:

Yup he's mooning every woman that passes

castletownman · 22-07-2011 12:10pm

Really puts the "Ring of Kerry" into context

Son Of A Vidic · 22-07-2011 12:10pm

"Gardaí hunt streaker at Killarney National Park."

OP let me tell you something, the Gardai don't hunt anything.

Elbow · 22-07-2011 1:15pm

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

"Gardaí hunt streaker at Killarney National Park."

OP let me tell you something, the Gardai don't hunt anything.

Although i do now have a funny image in my head of Garadi with strong kerry accents hiding in bushes....

mackg · 22-07-2011 1:30pm

WindSock wrote: »

A streaker takes their clothes off and runs naked through a town or football game.

This chap is flashing and fiddling his bits in front of women. He's a sexual deviant, a streaker is just an attention seeker.

Can we have thread title edited to "Gardai hunt sexual deviant in Killarney National Park" so, more accurate and sounds a lot more interesting.

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 22-07-2011 1:31pm

Bishop Brennan: What would the following words suggest to you: "Jack", "sleepwalking" and "bollock naked

Gardaí hunt streaker at Killarney National Park

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