Ya ever get a poonis ?

Fozzydog3

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poonis&defid=1377198

(an erection whilst doing a dump)

I get these about 80% of the time yet my mates (All three of them ) never heard it before

so AHers dya ever get one , and no im not trolling

Misticles

I just had a dump shaped like an erection, does that count?

Kojak

OP, your saying that you get turned on by your own shít?

To each their own I guess.

Fozzydog3

Misticles wrote: »

I just had a dump shaped like an erection, does that count?

unfortunately not it has to be a completely natural erection (no porn or other stimulation allowed)

Sweatynutsack

This can't be true OP ?? nature sure is a sick cnut

jester77

Sounds like you get turned on by having your ass cheeks expanded.

Kevin Duffy

Presumably some interaction between motion and prostate. Or maybe you're a sexual deviant and need to drink more Guinness to teach you what your arse is for.

Jonah42

The funniest, most embarassing story you will ever read in relation to "poonis".

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

bnt

There's a more prosaic explanation: pooping puts pressure on the prostate gland.

Sergeant

This problem will be lessened if you can get someone to perform a blumpkin on you after you get your poonis.

W.Shakes-Beer

The OP likes the feeling of his ring being stretched by a big mahogany log.

FatherLen

a poonis sounds more like getting poo on your lad after you have sex up the bum.

Mr Benevolent

Having a crap stimulates the prostate which is involved in ejaculation.

Ask kfallon about it, if he can remember that is. He calls it a 'sneaky shit'.

Irish Guitarist

I honestly doubt anyone has ever used that 'word'. Most of the entries on Urban Dictionary are words made up by bored children.

I actually submitted my own entry to the site once. I gave a definition of the word 'looser' and tried to helpfully inform people that it meant 'more loose' and that 'loser' was a totally different word. My entry was rejected but they accept crap words that some troll made up on the spur of the moment.

To answer the question; no.

Kevin Duffy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

Presumably some interaction between motion and prostate. Or maybe you're a sexual deviant and need to drink more Guinness to teach you what your arse is for.

bnt wrote: »

There's a more prosaic explanation: pooping puts pressure on the prostate gland.

Confab wrote: »

Having a crap stimulates the prostate which is involved in ejaculation.

What did ye think I meant when I said "interaction"? That it was verbal? "Hey, how you pooin'? :cool:"

Kevin Duffy

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I honestly doubt anyone has ever used that 'word'. Most of the entries on Urban Dictionary are words made up by bored children.

I actually submitted my own entry to the site once. I gave a definition of the word 'looser' and tried to helpfully inform people that it meant 'more loose' and that 'loser' was a totally different word. My entry was rejected but they accept crap words that some troll made up on the spur of the moment.

To answer the question; no.

:pac:

kfallon

OP is the 'Scatman' :P

Notorioux

Jonah42 wrote: »

The funniest, most embarassing story you will ever read in relation to "poonis".

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

I feckin lol'd so hard... :pac:

kfallon

To be honest most times I take a dump I like to have a piss also which means me cock is down the front of the seat which makes getting a boner almost impossible. Do you not do the same OP?

Sergeant

Professor Bantam is consulting an ancient work from his collection Scatalogica and will be along shortly to address the OPs concerns on this sensitive matter.

Fozzydog3

kfallon wrote: »

To be honest most times I take a dump I like to have a piss also which means me cock is down the front of the seat which makes getting a boner almost impossible. Do you not do the same OP?

yep but i can piss while on an erection , i think that calls for another thread/GP visit

Agricola

Jonah42 wrote: »

The funniest, most embarassing story you will ever read in relation to "poonis".

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191

Wow, It takes alot to make me cry with laughter, but that just did it.

Spread

Where on earth is kfallon?

Oops, thought it was only one page :o

Spread

kfallon wrote: »

To be honest most times I take a dump I like to have a piss also which means me cock is down the front of the seat which makes getting a boner almost impossible. Do you not do the same OP?

Hey, this calls for a little imagination. If you get a violent hard on, it will lift the seat, compressing you to the cistern. Practice this enough times and you should be able to see Uranus at first hand, by holding a mirror downside between your big toe and next one. No need of Jordell Bank type telescope.

Son Of A Vidic

OP since you seem to like that full feeling, it sounds like you've come down with a case of the ghey.

animan

Told ya no one else got them

EL_Loco

kfallon wrote: »

To be honest most times I take a dump I like to have a piss also which means me cock is down the front of the seat which makes getting a boner almost impossible. Do you not do the same OP?

mind them sneaky poos K, all of a sudden it's "ohh hello sailor!"

Gummy Panda

kfallon wrote: »

OP is the 'Scatman' :P

I think that's you tbh

Fozzydog3

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP since you seem to like that full feeling, it sounds like you've come down with a case of the ghey.

no comment

Micky Dolenz

Some things are best kept to yourself.