James Joyce's dirty letters

smash

He was one sick puppy

http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d

wild_cat

You can't deny that its not well composed though!!


Did he not live in fear or some nosey Parker reading the telegram?

DrumSteve

Well it's not exactly mills and boon.

Junco Partner

"roger you arseways" Literary genius.

Madam

Oh that's just too much for a 'lady' to read before lunch;)

Celly Smunt

f0ggy92 wrote: »

"roger you arseways" Literary genius.

he is not a literary genius,he is a very naughty boy!

who the fug

Interesting how them rude words never change

smash

Madam wrote: »

Oh that's just too much for a 'lady' to read before lunch;)

you saving it for bedtime then?

Das Kitty

The dirty divil!

Madam

steve06 wrote: »

you saving it for bedtime then?

henryporter

DrumSteve wrote: »

Well it's not exactly mills and boon.

Interestingly enough Mills and Boon turned down the publication of 'Ulysses' before moving on to publishing more literary classics such as 'Tickle me Fanny':D

youcancallmeal

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird!

Charming....

Noopti

He certainly had a thing for farts

and letting off soft warm quiet little farts behind

smash

youcancallme>al wrote: »

Charming....

I'm gonna use that one next valentines day.

Noopti

Jesus he would have loved 2 girls 1 cup

Does it give you the horn now to sh1t? I wonder how you can do it. Do you come in the act of ****ting or do you frig yourself off first and then sh1t? It must be a fearfully lecherous thing to see a girl ....... to see her pretty white drawers pulled open behind and her bum sticking out and a fat brown thing stuck half-way out of her hole

WTF!

DrumSteve

He did like his scat did Jim.

BigDuffman

That cant be legit...?! Is it? The durrrty fecker! Certainly enjoyed some nasty stuff. I wonder what he'd make of camera phones or webcams...I dread to think!!

later12

There is a facebook group called 'I wish James Joyce sent me dirty letters'. The letters are truly astounding. I really didn't know that adults were so sexually developed back then, they even knew about the sneaky finger - apparently... (2nd December 1909)

He was also bizarrely attracted to... well...

a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.

that sort of thing.

jimthemental

Oh my science! Dirty bastard!

Mindkiller

I like this quote the bestest

You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you'

henryporter

Fart-swallowing must have been all the rage back in the day - apparently the Marquis de Sade was a right bugger for it

Fluorescence

I always thought Ulysses was a crock o' shit. These letters are far superior :pac:

Toots

Wow, just wow. I wonder why they don't read some of these out on Blooms day? :rolleyes:

BluesBerry

He had a serious fetish for farts LOL :pac: I would love to see what Nora had replied this should be made into a book (if its the actual real letters somehow I cant see the word mickey being used back then )

a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside.

ascanbe

I'm afraid there's been a bit of a mix-up. These are actually letters sent by Flutterinbantum to an entirely different Nora.
Though there's little doubt that James Joyce also enjoyed a bit of 'How's your father?'.

Captain Darling

Some of that reads a bit like Flutterinbantams posts in the Thunderdome. There's a first, the 'Bant being compared to Joyce. :eek:

Captain Darling

ascanbe wrote: »

I'm afraid there's been a bit of a mix-up. These are actually letters sent by Flutterinbantum to an entirely different Nora.
Though there's little doubt that James Joyce also enjoyed a bit of 'How's your father?'.

Snap!

Killer Pigeon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLTnacYvvg4