What would you do?

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 10:49pm #1

While my husband was going to work this morning he was met with a very unholey sight.

Some poor cycling enthusiast, out for his morning cycle and dressed head to toe in lycra had split his pants. When I say split I mean from halfways up his back to under the saddle exposing all of his hairy arse and the rest. No sign of underpants either, just a hairy hoop.

Now this happened in a built up area with lots of people going to work so I was just wondering what would you do in this predicament to save your blushes would you continue as this chap did or something else.

Naikon · 20-07-2011 10:50pm

What the hell am I reading?

Tandey · 20-07-2011 10:50pm

Get naked.

joshrogan · 20-07-2011 10:51pm

Beep as I drive by aswell as point and laugh. And I'd also take a photo.

chin_grin · 20-07-2011 10:51pm

Honk point and laugh. Then wait until late in the day to post it on a public forum. In that order.

W.Shakes-Beer · 20-07-2011 10:52pm

Lay a loaf.

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 10:53pm

He did honk and laugh but I was thinking more of what the cyclist should do.

stacexD · 20-07-2011 10:53pm

It's clearly a sign from god to get naked

Captain Darling · 20-07-2011 10:53pm

I'd shout at him 'Oi, your wheels are spinning' and laugh like i was ten again.

Tandey · 20-07-2011 10:53pm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

He did honk and laugh but I was thinking more of what the cyclist should do.

Sh!t his non existent pants!!

MarthaMyDear · 20-07-2011 10:54pm

If I saw him myself...I would probably just die laughing I don't think I could work up the courage to chase after him

And if I was the cyclist....I would put my bike in the highest gear and cycle home with my head held as far down as possible!

Captain Darling · 20-07-2011 10:54pm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

He did honk and laugh but I was thinking more of what the cyclist should do.

Honk back?

robman60 · 20-07-2011 10:55pm

I'd just continue. People would be so amazed by my apparent lack of concern that they'd just think of me as cool!

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 10:56pm

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Lay a loaf.

Just looked that up.:D

Chuck Stone · 20-07-2011 10:58pm

Oh gawd - a brown eye staring back at you 1st thing in the morning

Amber Lamps · 20-07-2011 10:59pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9upWn_eNYs

arybvtcw0eolkf · 20-07-2011 10:59pm

Ask what would a gay Jesus do!.

Oh_Noes · 20-07-2011 11:00pm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Now this happened in a built up area with lots of people going to work so I was just wondering what would you do in this predicament to save your blushes would you continue as this chap did or something else.

Would be raging about my pants splitting, couldn't care less about the rest tbh. You'd be surprised at how men stop being embarrassed about things like this by the time they're a certain age.

Caitlinn · 20-07-2011 11:01pm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

While my husband was going to work this morning he was met with a very unholey sight.

Some poor cycling enthusiast, out for his morning cycle and dressed head to toe in lycra had split his pants. When I say split I mean from halfways up his back to under the saddle exposing all of his hairy arse and the rest. No sign of underpants either, just a hairy hoop.

Now this happened in a built up area with lots of people going to work so I was just wondering what would you do in this predicament to save your blushes would you continue as this chap did or something else.

LOL

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 11:01pm

Amber Lamps wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9upWn_eNYs

Twas worse.

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 11:02pm

Alden Chilly Ore wrote: »

Ask what would a gay Jesus do!.

I would imagine he would bless it with gay holy water.

Amber Lamps · 20-07-2011 11:03pm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Twas worse.

ewww

what, gick and all?

the groutch · 20-07-2011 11:04pm

Give him a blast of your horn

Oh wait that didn't come out right

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 11:05pm

Amber Lamps wrote: »

ewww what, gick and all?

The sheriffs badge and all.:eek:

Kevin Duffy · 20-07-2011 11:05pm

PM kfallon, he'll be able to put his finger on a solution.

stevejr · 20-07-2011 11:10pm

I'd fart and hope to go faster...

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 11:12pm

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

PM kfallon, he'll be able to put his finger on a solution.

He may or may not be in a blackout.

Red Hand · 20-07-2011 11:19pm

If it happened to me...why, I'd do a Fred Astaire dance.

ejmaztec · 20-07-2011 11:22pm

There aren't many people up for the crack that early in the morning.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 20-07-2011 11:23pm

Fugg him, he's a cyclist and everyone hates them...good enough for him, hope it happens every single time he goes out!

floutingmaxims · 20-07-2011 11:24pm

Take off my top and wrap it around my arse of course!

Snowie · 20-07-2011 11:24pm

2 pages :eek: and not one of you said

Shoot the hostage

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 11:25pm

Not into cycling myself but is it the norm to be commando.

Mr. Denton · 20-07-2011 11:26pm

I'd probably run him down and then claim I was blinded by the moon.

krudler · 20-07-2011 11:31pm

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

2 pages :eek: and not one of you said

Shoot the hostage

Go for the good wound and he can't get to the plane with her

BluesBerry · 20-07-2011 11:31pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro

Tonyandthewhale · 20-07-2011 11:31pm

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Not into cycling myself but is it the norm to be commando.

Yup, more comfortable with the lycra that way. Can't understand why he wouldn't wrap his shirt around himself like someone else suggested, surely that's the first thing any sane human being would do.

LETHAL LADY · 20-07-2011 11:33pm

Tonyandthewhale wrote: »

Yup, more comfortable with the lycra that way. Can't understand why he wouldn't wrap his shirt around himself like someone else suggested, surely that's the first thing any sane human being would do.

Well my hubby tells me it was an all in one suit.