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Tuesday Night Funnies

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  • 19-07-2011 11:00pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    Why do women have to wear knickers?
    Because it's the law...
    The health and safety at work act 1974 states...
    All manholes must be covered when not in use!

    Do you know why women sky-divers wear special rubber knickers?


    It stops them whistling on the way down!

    I'm in trouble with the wife.

    We were in bed and she asked what I would like to do most to her body.

    Apparently "Identify It" wasn't the right answer!

    I saw a dead woman laying in a field last night, so i reported it to the police.

    They said "How did you find her body?"

    I said "Her tits were okay but her arse was a bit tight."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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