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  • 19-07-2011 8:59pm
    #1
    Where To
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    A girl just sent me a text (by mistake I presume) and I have no idea what its meaning is, any hip-savvy AHers want to translate it for me;


    "I just got my vajazzle vajizzled!! :P"

    :confused:


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  • #2
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    Ha! I think she just got sexed!


  • #3
    mikom
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    Yer man with the bottle of spunk from yesterday splashed her.


  • #4
    starbelgrade
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    She just had her anal cherry popped.


  • #5
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    FFS yous old codjers.

    I think its some new thing young wans can get done down there. I remember listening to the outrage bus revving up on Joe one day!


  • #6
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,485 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Jizzy fizzle in the dizzle


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  • #7
    etymon
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    she has now got sparkly diamante decorations stuck to her pubes


  • #8
    CardBordWindow
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    where do i go from here wrote: »
    A girl just sent me a text (by mistake I presume) and I have no idea what its meaning is, any hip-savvy AHers want to translate it for me;


    "I just got my vajazzle vajizzled!! :P"

    :confused:
    vajazzle : the process of sticking glittery bits around the crotch to decorate the vagina. You know, make things all nice and pretty

    Vajizzled : see above, but replace glittery bits with jizz stuff.

    Hope this helps.


  • #9
    barbarians
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭barbarians


    She got the ride plain and simply.


  • #10
    discus
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    <snip>


  • #11
    BEASTERLY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    A girl just sent me a text (by mistake I presume) and I have no idea what its meaning is, any hip-savvy AHers want to translate it for me;


    "I just got my vajazzle vajizzled!! :P"

    :confused:

    Bull**** forum is that way>>>>>

    Actually there isnt one, so fúck off!


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  • #12
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,247 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    A girl just sent me a text (by mistake I presume) and I have no idea what its meaning is, any hip-savvy AHers want to translate it for me;


    "I just got my vajazzle vajizzled!! :P"

    :confused:

    It's Klingon for "fuck off"


  • #13
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    vajazzle : the process of sticking glittery bits around the crotch to decorate the vagina. You know, make things all nice and pretty

    Vajizzled : see above, but replace glittery bits with jizz stuff.

    Hope this helps.

    Fucking hell - in my day, youngwans didn't even have to trim their minges to get a ride, let alone stick glitter all over them.


  • #14
    Where To
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    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    vajazzle : the process of sticking glittery bits around the crotch to decorate the vagina. You know, make things all nice and pretty

    Vajizzled : see above, but replace glittery bits with jizz stuff.

    Hope this helps.
    Madness, i thought it was something to do with earrings and was gonna post this in the fashion forum

    Glad I didn't:pac:


  • #15
    newbee22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 937 ✭✭✭newbee22


    Watch The Only Way is Essex,that should explain it!:P


  • #16
    ft9
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    How do you know its a girl that text you?


  • #17
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    vajazzle : the process of sticking glittery bits around the crotch to decorate the vagina. You know, make things all nice and pretty

    Vajizzled : see above, but replace glittery bits with jizz stuff.

    Hope this helps.
    Madness, i thought it was something to do with earrings and was gonna post this in the fashion forum

    Glad I didn't:pac:
    The mods would have had a field day! :D


  • #18
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    ft9 wrote: »
    How do you know its a girl that text you?
    shes my wee cousin:eek:


  • #19
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    shes my wee cousin:eek:

    Ah well, she's ridin'.

    Don't let it spoil the memories.


  • #20
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    where do i go from here wrote: »
    shes my wee cousin:eek:

    How old is she?
    That might explain a few things...


  • #21
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    policarp wrote: »
    How old is she?
    That might explain a few things...
    a sweet and innocent 19, or so I thought . . . . . . .


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  • #22
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    newbee22 wrote: »
    Watch The Only Way is Essex,that should explain it!:P
    It might answer this one question but its gonna throw up so many more - most of them will include the phrase 'why the f**k would anyone...?'
    where do i go from here wrote: »
    a sweet and innocent 19, or so I thought . . . . . . .
    I think your wee cousin is hitting on you. If you plan on making a go of it you better head down the local spar and get yourself some glitter and glue and spruce your self up accordingly.
    Good luck.


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