Shaking hands with someone...like...every day...

veryangryman

Ok - To protect the annonymity of said person, ill call him Lisa S....

Anyways, this L. Simpson character joined me recently and shook hands to say hi. Cool i thought and moved on.

But its a week on and every day he approaches me, just to shake my hand AGAIN! :eek:

Im fairly claustraphobic...generally if you approach me that close, youd better have

a) Nice boobs
b) Nice bum

and i had better have

a) Had my coffee
b) Not cum within the last 10 minutes

You can ask anybody!

I mean im paid to barely tolerate hundreds of people (good, bad and downright weird) on a daily basis, but this just got the better of me on a frustrating Monday. So anyway...I tell the guy today to stop as its freaking me out. He smiles and walks off.

What odds he does same tomorrow?

And before someone says "OOOH Someone needs to get laid"... I had done this too (which usually levels me out) so this MUST be annoying.

Finally, has anyone met such a person? Is it the done thing in some countries or something?

knird evol

Lisa Simpson doesn't have nice boobs and ass.

thecornflake

Do the Polish not do that everyday before work ?

Jess16

Aw it's ok OP

Kevin Duffy

Next time, take his extended hand, look him in the eye, smile, shake the hand firmly and say admiringly "Good handshake, you must wánk a lot" and walk away.
Your problem will be solved. You're welcome.

The Princess Bride

Does he/she/it fancy ya?

discus

I greet everyone I meet with a handshake.

Formal handshakes all round!

veryangryman

msthe80s wrote: »

Does he/she/it fancy ya?

Doesnt everyone/thing?

easyeason3

And what's the story with women fake hugging & fake kissing when they meet someone they saw about ten minutes ago &, truth be told, they don't really like?

Ally Dick

If Lisa S is Indian and they are shaking your hand with their left hand, then they hate your guts. They keep shaking your hand with the hand they wipe their @rse with

Biggins

easyeason3 wrote: »

And what's the story with women fake hugging & fake kissing when they meet someone they saw about ten minutes ago &, truth be told, they don't really like?

Its called the mother-in-law and son-in-law family relationship!

MungBean

Worked with some Lithuanian guys before and they shake hands everyday. Ya get used to it.

veryangryman

Skunkle wrote: »

Worked with some Lithuanian guys before and they shake hands everyday. Ya get used to it.

If i ever go to Lithuania, i will practice the local tradition. I dream of the day that irish local practice is done here by visitors too. Just let a grunt and walk by for fecks sake!

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Skunkle wrote: »

Worked with some Lithuanian guys before and they shake hands everyday. Ya get used to it.

Yeah, a lot of Polish lads I worked with do the same thing. I like it. It brings a professional sense of duty to the start of the day, even between people who wouldn't say hello outside of 9 to 5!

Son Of A Vidic

Well OP this serial handshaker could be a Freemason. I used to get tired of my future Brother-in-Law always shaking my hand whenever we met. Five years after I first met him he tells me he's a Freemason, so it all made sense.

Scuid Mhór

veryangryman wrote: »

Ok - To protect the annonymity of said person, ill call him Lisa S....

Anyways, this L. Simpson character joined me recently and shook hands to say hi. Cool i thought and moved on.

But its a week on and every day he approaches me, just to shake my hand AGAIN! :eek:

Im fairly claustraphobic...generally if you approach me that close, youd better have

a) Nice boobs
b) Nice bum

and i had better have

a) Had my coffee
b) Not cum within the last 10 minutes

You can ask anybody!

I mean im paid to barely tolerate hundreds of people (good, bad and downright weird) on a daily basis, but this just got the better of me on a frustrating Monday. So anyway...I tell the guy today to stop as its freaking me out. He smiles and walks off.

What odds he does same tomorrow?

And before someone says "OOOH Someone needs to get laid"... I had done this too (which usually levels me out) so this MUST be annoying.

Finally, has anyone met such a person? Is it the done thing in some countries or something?

judging by your post and your post alone, i would never shake your hand. apologies.

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Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Well OP this serial handshaker could be a Freemason. I used to get tired of my future Brother-in-Law always shaking my hand whenever we met. Five years after I first met him he tells me he's a Freemason, so it all made sense.

Sssssshhhhhhh

veryangryman

Scuid Mhór wrote: »

judging by your post and your post alone, i would never shake your hand. apologies.

Well...As long as you dont shake my hand, your apology is accepted

Biggins

Its better that there is shaking of hands than the daily word unspoken.