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Some jokes

Tauriel · 2011-07-18 11:31:43

A man goes into his local and announces "I'm going to be a father again." His drinking pals congratulate him. "Not really," the man says. "The wife will kill me when she finds out." _______________________________________________________ An unemployed dwarf went to drastic measures to get a job. He stood in the street…

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Tauriel

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A man goes into his local and announces "I'm going to be a father again."

His drinking pals congratulate him.

"Not really," the man says. "The wife will kill me when she finds out."

_______________________________________________________

An unemployed dwarf went to drastic measures to get a job.

He stood in the street holding a placard saying:

Work wanted. No job. Too small.

_________________________________________________________

The owner of Newcastle Utd saw a little old lady with two heavy shopping bags trying to cross a busy road.

He shouts to her "Can you manage pet?"

She shouts back "Why, you sacked Pardew already?"

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