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So hard to get out of bed.

  • 18-07-2011 10:07AM
    #1
    Messi2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭


    Looks a bit damp from what I can see under the blinds, bed is too comfortable! Need some motivation!!


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  • #2
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Stay in bed.


  • #3
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Messi2 wrote: »
    Looks a bit damp from what I can see under the blinds, bed is too comfortable! Need some motivation!!

    A bit damp? In Ireland? Surely not...

    :rolleyes:


  • #4
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    If in work, ring in and claim to be a close relation of Darren Clarke. That will impress the bosses and they'll suddenly understand your hungover predicament.

    If not in work, whats the ****ing point in getting up anyway. [turns over in bed and starts snoring]


  • #5
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    stay in bed,

    log in to your favourite porno site.........

    and have a ****


  • #6
    Messi2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭Messi2


    Staying in bed seems to be the way forward in life.


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  • #7
    Paigne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭Paigne


    It looks more than damp to me, and its been a heavy weekend so why not stay in bed ha :)


  • #8
    Frank Black
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    It's a grand soft Irish summers day so it is.


  • #9
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Get a job.


  • #10
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    fryup wrote: »
    stay in bed,

    log in to your favourite porno site.........

    and have a ****

    Back in the bad old days you had to get up and go to your desk if you wanted to **** to online porn.

    What an age we live in!


  • #11
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Get up! You don't want to be like that clown Bruno Mars do you?


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  • #12
    Cianos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    Eventually your laptop will run out of battery and you'll have no choice


  • #13
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Absolute waste of a day just lying in bed on your own!

    For God's sake OP just get up......and lie on the couch all day :p


  • #14
    Messi2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭Messi2


    Cianos wrote: »
    Eventually your laptop will run out of battery and you'll have no choice

    One has thought of the plug. And one also has a TV in ones room. I could die happy :pac:


  • #15
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Messi2 wrote: »
    One has thought of the plug. And one also has a TV in ones room. I could die happy :pac:

    I'm getting a picture of a 30 stone man that cant get out of bed :P


  • #16
    bigneacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,222 ✭✭✭bigneacy


    Messi2 wrote: »
    One has thought of the plug. And one also has a TV in ones room. I could die happy :pac:

    Oh... **** me... a laptop and a tv? No recession in your house, huh? Flash git. :pac:


  • #17
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    Kiera wrote: »
    I'm getting a picture of a 30 stone man that cant get out of bed :P

    So now we know what you fap to.


  • #18
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Having a horrible day at work here but it's my last week, should've stayed in bed!


    Although I can throw **** back at my boss without repercussions this week:D


  • #19
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    So now we know what you fap to.

    Girls fick.


  • #20
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    Back in the bad old days you had to get up and go to your desk if you wanted to **** to online porn.

    luxury :rolleyes:

    when i were a lad........you had to use your imagination whilst pulling your todger......you had to conjour up images of babes like Linda Carter in your mind


  • #21
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    fryup wrote: »
    luxury :rolleyes:

    when i were a lad........you had to use your imagination whilst pulling your todger......you had to conjour up images of babes like Linda Carter in your mind

    Dear Lord,

    Thank god for faye ragan, dylan Ryder and all the other talented actresses that we now have!
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




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  • #22
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    fryup wrote: »
    luxury :rolleyes:

    when i were a lad........you had to use your imagination whilst pulling your todger......you had to conjour up images of babes like Linda Carter in your mind

    You think you had it bad? I didn't even *have* an imagination, so I had to peep at women thru their bedroom windows while they were undressing.


  • #23
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,287 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXnqvO6nUq4


  • #24
    Messi2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭Messi2


    The general gist of this is staying in bed means I'm no different from anyone else except for the fapping bit, over and over again..

    Give it time I suppose :pac:


  • #25
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    fryup wrote: »
    when i were a lad........you had to use your imagination whilst pulling your todger......you had to conjour up images of babes like Linda Carter in your mind
    ardinn wrote: »
    Dear Lord,

    Thank god for faye ragan, dylan Ryder and all the other talented actresses that we now have!

    ahh, but she had a fine pair you'd have to admit:)


  • #26
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    fryup wrote: »
    ahh, but she had a fine pair you'd have to admit:)

    Fur-pie too I'd wager. You don't get that today.


  • #27
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Fur-pie:confused:


  • #28
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    fryup wrote: »
    Fur-pie:confused:

    What is confusing about that?? Are you 70 years of age or what?
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #29
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    I hear you OP. It's a battle to get out of bed...

    Hang on, I'm on holidays no need to

    Win

    :D


  • #30
    chakotha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 912 ✭✭✭chakotha


    It wasn't easy leaving the bed this morning.


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  • #31
    HazDanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,300 ✭✭✭HazDanz


    I'm in bed at the moment too, it sounds windy outside, too windy for me. Definitely staying put. Until I'm hungry.


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