Old man naked silhouette dilemma

electrobanana

Ok just moved into a new house over the weekend..and we just had a house warming tonight great night and all that..but we noticed that in the space of 4 or 5 hours this evening we've seen the naked silhouette of the old man neighbour that overlook's us at least 4 times already..im a little freaked out at the min but also a little turned on too..what should i do after hours i know ye got the answer..

Chuck Stone

Pics or...

actually no.

The Internet Explorer

Blast him with sniper rifle.

hondasam

go to bed and sleep it of.

AlmightyCushion

Just start changing near the window, bending over for no reason, have water flights that end with you and all your hot friends jumping up and down in slow motion and other hot shít like that. Give the old codger something to live for.

Jumpy

I think the OP is a guy AC.

Hank_Jones

Slip an anonymous note in his letterbox I say.

That, or report the dirty old man to the Gardai.

Turpentine

electrobanana wrote: »

Ok just moved into a new house over the weekend..and we just had a house warming tonight great night and all that..but we noticed that in the space of 4 or 5 hours this evening we've seen the naked silhouette of the old man neighbour that overlook's us at least 4 times already..im a little freaked out at the min but also a little turned on too..what should i do after hours i know ye got the answer..

At least buy him dinner first.

mackg

Next time it happens turn on some music really loud so he can hear it. See if he dances if he does record it, upload it to youtube and link here please. As long as it's just a silhouette i reckon that would be hilarious.

FlutterinBantam

Bend down at the window and give him a good blast of the 'Burger shot'.

Bit of rope hanging out if possible.

Puff out the arse checks and wave the rusty bullet hole around a bit.


He will **** himself to death, so problem solved.

You won't even have to go to the funeral as you are new to the area.

Princess Zelda

Are you sure it's not a Home Alone-esque contraption so it looks like there is somebody in the house?

pickarooney

I believe you OP, but my Tommy-gun don't.

General General

electrobanana wrote: »

Ok just moved into a new house over the weekend..and we just had a house warming tonight great night and all that..but we noticed that in the space of 4 or 5 hours this evening we've seen the naked silhouette of the old man neighbour that overlook's us at least 4 times already..im a little freaked out at the min but also a little turned on too..what should i do after hours i know ye got the answer..

Bitch, who you calling old?

Go with what Almighty suggested... & only your hot friends now.. not those two trucks wearing the 'little black numbers'.

CardBordWindow

Ever hear of curtains?

admiralofthefleet

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Just start changing near the window, bending over for no reason, have water flights that end with you and all your hot friends jumping up and down in slow motion and other hot shít like that. Give the old codger something to live for.

that would probably kill the coffin dodger

stephen_k

Well it's a sad state of affairs where a dude cant walk around his own house in the pelt....

Abi

Get away from my window, ye lil punk :mad:

Big Nasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NelBNtNm8l0