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Sunday Funnies

MonkieSocks · 2011-07-17 17:03:43

I've come to that point in my life where I need an aid to be able to have sex with my wife, It's called vodka ___________________________ Paddy and Mick are walking through the woods when they come across a sign that reads " Tree fellers wanted". "Ah what a shame" says Paddy, "If only Seamus was here with us we could have…

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17-07-2011 6:03pm

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MonkieSocks

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I've come to that point in my life where I need an aid to be able to have sex with my wife,

It's called vodka
___________________________

Paddy and Mick are walking through the woods when they come across a sign that reads " Tree fellers wanted".

"Ah what a shame" says Paddy,

"If only Seamus was here with us we could have applied for that"

___________________________

Every time I give my wife flowers I feel warm inside ,
I can't contain my smile and real sense of happiness,
and sometimes I even whistle out loud when I'm leaving the cemetery .

___________________________

Isn't it funny that both Women and Cod are a hell of a lot nicer once they've been battered .

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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