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What superpower would you have and why?

17-07-2011 4:57pm

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JR79

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Funny answers please!

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i can count to potato

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#2 17-07-2011 4:58pm

kfallon

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The biggest cock in the world.....

or alternatively the smallest hands in the world to give the illusion i had the biggest cock in the world

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#3 17-07-2011 4:59pm

joshrogan

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you should have the superpower of not recreating threads and posting in the already existing one. because youre clearly in need of it.

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#4 17-07-2011 4:59pm

TheZohanS

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The superpower of being able to search!

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#5 17-07-2011 5:00pm

antodeco

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I'd have the ability to spell what with only one W.

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#6 17-07-2011 5:01pm

Kojak

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2 threads in AH in 2 minutes OP - your on a roll....

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#7 17-07-2011 5:01pm

Needler

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The ability to write to other people's mind. Because reading them is boring.

I'd sit in a busy public area and watch everyone go mad

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#8 17-07-2011 5:02pm

Kevin Duffy

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USA, please.

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#9 17-07-2011 5:11pm

Stinicker

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orgasmatron

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#10 17-07-2011 5:40pm

deathrider

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Winning-lottery-ticket-select-o-vision.

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#11 17-07-2011 5:42pm

stupidusername

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The power of suggestion.

think about it.

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#12 17-07-2011 5:44pm

KTRIC

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The power to kill a yak at 200 yards with mind bullets

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#13 17-07-2011 5:44pm

Chuck Stone

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Can I have some home made chicken soup please?

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#14 17-07-2011 6:02pm

Batsy

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I would take the British Empire any day. It beats those other weeny "superpowers" mentioned above.

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#15 17-07-2011 6:04pm

Wolfe Tone

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stupidusername wrote: »

The power of suggestion.

think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGAu_DeKckI

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#16 17-07-2011 6:49pm

upandcumming

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Bernard's watch type superpower!

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#17 17-07-2011 7:18pm

orourkeda

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autofellatio

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#18 17-07-2011 7:26pm

Absurdum

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Russia, because in Soviet Russia, thread makes you!

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