Vicious dog in a headlock

ReReginald · 16-07-2011 07:56PM #1

If you were attacked by a big vicious furious fanged beast of a dog and somehow managed to wrestle it to the ground and get it in a rear headlock, how long would you have to keep it in the aforementioned headlock until it...

(a)gave up (b)got bored. (c)got freaked out by being kept there on the ground.

also if you let it up and it tried to attack you again but you again managed to headlock it, would it eventually learn not to bother and instead be your friend, or would it just try it yet again.

Standard Toaster · 16-07-2011 07:57PM

Wha?

Snowie · 16-07-2011 07:58PM

ReReginald wrote: »

If you were attacked by a big vicious furious fanged beast of a dog and somehow managed to wrestle it to the ground and get it in a rear headlock, how long would you have to keep it in the aforementioned headlock until it...

(a)gave up (b)got bored. (c)got freaked out by being kept there on the ground.

also if you let it up and it tried to attack you again but you again managed to headlock it, would it eventually learn not to bother and instead be your friend, or would it just try it yet again.

push booth its front legs out horizonatally that would sort it out :rolleyes:

stevejr · 16-07-2011 07:59PM

Check out the end of I Am Legend....

steddyeddy · 16-07-2011 08:05PM

Op if you know who owns the dog tell him his dog is randomly attacking people.

MrStuffins · 16-07-2011 08:08PM

If it's the kinda headlock where his body is in front of you there's only one thing you should do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3_tz4ARFZY

steddyeddy · 16-07-2011 08:10PM

Poking a dog in the kidney usually works if its attacking you.

Mickeroo · 16-07-2011 08:10PM

I was expecting a video of a dog in a headlock.

ReReginald · 16-07-2011 08:43PM

lol at jake the snake video - them was the days when you could have a mustache and perm and still be allowed to throw a snake on a man in pants - without being called a fag or having animal rights on ya.

jimthemental · 16-07-2011 08:46PM

I am a vet and I recommend that you punch the dog repeatedly and threaten it with the Gaurds. An antisocial individual like this probably has previous convictions and will flee the scene.

tsoparno · 16-07-2011 08:49PM

seen that guy on the progamme dog brostal do it once the dog will eventually become submissive when he realises he's been beaten.unless its one of them fightin dogs time to get the shotgun before ya release him

Saila · 16-07-2011 08:51PM

are you still holding him now..

mattjack · 16-07-2011 08:51PM

jimthemental wrote: »

I am a vet and I recommend that you punch the dog repeatedly and threaten it with the Gaurds. An antisocial individual like this probably has previous convictions and will flee the scene.

A vet...I,ve a few questions for ya.....lately my pet wasp hasn,t been himself...can ya prescribe something for him ? maybe a tonic ?

mconigol · 16-07-2011 08:53PM

ALWAYS GO FOR THE EYES!!!

You'll thank me for that advice some day.

Saila · 16-07-2011 08:55PM

mattjack wrote: »

A vet...I,ve a few questions for ya.....lately my pet wasp hasn,t been himself...can ya prescribe something for him ? maybe a tonic ?

this

mattjack · 16-07-2011 08:56PM

Saila wrote: »

this

typical discrimination against us wasp owners..

jimthemental · 16-07-2011 09:02PM

mattjack wrote: »

A vet...I,ve a few questions for ya.....lately my pet wasp hasn,t been himself...can ya prescribe something for him ? maybe a tonic ?

Yes a 30% w/v solution of sucrose in water should do the trick. Then while he is still put this onto him to keep him warm

mattjack · 16-07-2011 09:06PM

I will continue to drink my Linden Village ,while considering my response

tallaghtmick · 16-07-2011 09:10PM

Punch him in his dog balls.

Logical Fallacy · 16-07-2011 09:12PM

If a dog attacks you then smash him on the nose, that will soon sort him out.

If you do end up grappling with said dog then get him on his back and bite his neck...he'll soon turn bitch and submit to your dominance.

orourkeda · 16-07-2011 09:16PM

ReReginald wrote: »

If you were attacked by a big vicious furious fanged beast of a dog and somehow managed to wrestle it to the ground and get it in a rear headlock, how long would you have to keep it in the aforementioned headlock until it...

(a)gave up (b)got bored. (c)got freaked out by being kept there on the ground.

also if you let it up and it tried to attack you again but you again managed to headlock it, would it eventually learn not to bother and instead be your friend, or would it just try it yet again.

I headlocked your oul one last night

zuroph · 16-07-2011 09:18PM

stick your finger in his arse.

you know, for the laugh.

J. Marston · 16-07-2011 09:18PM

I like dogs but occasionally when I'm walking home from the shop or whatever, I pass a fairly big dog that lives near me and I think: ''What will I do if he runs for me?'' and I usually think that I'd wait until the last second and kick him in the head. But I think he could take that and fight on.

Mickeroo · 16-07-2011 09:19PM

Seriously, I want to see a dog in a headlock now.

zuroph · 16-07-2011 09:24PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg_HaPpzQi0

seamus · 16-07-2011 09:26PM

Release it, stand back and look big and confident. Don't run, whatever you do. When I get my dog in a headlock it just makes her go nuts. So I wouldn't advise it on an angry dog. Not least because it puts your face closer to their teeth.

Kojak · 16-07-2011 09:30PM

Have a dog whistle and start blowing it furiously. It will make the fúcker stop attacking and thus make it easier to headlock him some more.

Ditch · 16-07-2011 09:32PM

ReReginald; I briefly 'owned' a GSD that was then passed onto my kid brother.

One day, walking through a local park with my bro' and his Dog, the damn thing suddenly decided to grab a randomly passing Dog by the back of the neck.

Dogs owner started screaming like a bitch. Bro' froze in horror. Me? I stepped astride the GSD and calmly and appropriately applied the good ol' " Rangers Strangle Hold ".

GSD spat the other poor Dog out, in seconds. GSD made absolutely No move against me. He was a Dog. And a Dog learns to recognise 'GOD', once he's been shown. (And it's in No Way about harming that Dog to show him that)

Ye think I'm kidding? Wait for " Captain America ". I don't know if the scene was finally used? But; I trained the Stunt Man how to do that on the Pit Bull :cool:

(Funniest thing, to my mind, is that about 90% of this stuff is actually True!

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