Spanish Priest demands (anal) probe to prove he is not gay

Logical Fallacy

I gotta be honest and say that the evidence i kind of against him what with the ass measuring.

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474979638640

Spanish priest Andrés García Torres is going to counter allegations that he is gay by willingly having his anus measured for dilation. Yes, that's right folks! As if the world of religion and faith weren't wacky enough, you now have this poor priest willing to undergo a most embarrassing procedure to prove that he isn't gay.

Why does it matter? Well, priest García Torres took the following shirtless picture with a young Cuban seminarian and when his parish caught wind of it, he was relieved of his duties because they believed him to be gay. In fact, the Bishop even went a step further and wants the priest to "undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test."

Sure, the photo may not have been the best idea in retrospect but it doesn't prove that he's gay, does it? Shirtless men hug each other all the time. There's nothing wrong with that. Well, Andrés was understandably upset with the parish's decision and stated, "Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."

García Torres is now a priest on a mission and his mission is going to take him to Rome and the Vatican. He has been able to get 1,000 signatures of support for his cause. Hopefully, priest Andrés García Torres won't have to measure his anus to prove that he's not gay. Seriously, what a sad and strange tale, huh?

Conor108

Wouldn't that just prove he hadn't had anal sex

LighterGuy

Conor108 wrote: »

Wouldn't that just prove he hadn't had anal sex

Exactly.
Doesnt prove nothing.

Needler

Conor108 wrote: »

Wouldn't that just prove he hadn't had anal sex

if he didn't then he probably isn't that gay. after all receiving is more gay than giving

admiralofthefleet

arent all catholic 'priests' gay

Needler

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

arent all catholic 'priests' gay

No

efb

Bet he's a top

Logical Fallacy

Conor108 wrote: »

Wouldn't that just prove he hadn't had anal sex

I don't know, maybe he is working the angle that it's only gay if you receive.

Phill Ewinn

A probe into a priests anal habits? Whats it gonna cost him if he is gay. Three hail Marys?

Emiko

Needler wrote: »

if he didn't then he probably isn't that gay. after all receiving is more gay than giving

"...remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he himself said, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive."

Acts 20:35

efb

He's bf's kinda cute, after seeing that pic, he's deffo the top to his cuban twink

efb

Mark 7:15 :: King James Version (KJV)
There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him:

gigino

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

A probe into a priests anal habits? Whats it gonna cost him if he is gay. Three hail Marys?

Whats he gonna get if he is gay ? Dunno, but when I was small if you went to the Priest and you were gay you got Taytos and Mars bar. Never trust a "celibate" man in a dog collar. In fact do not go near him at all.

barr32

Needler wrote: »

No

yes

admiralofthefleet

barr32 wrote: »

yes

i thought so. why else would they enter the priesthood and still be a mammys boy

Chris P. Bacon

Priests,anal,Olson twins,porno!!,AH is rockin tonight

Senna

I don't understand, how does measuring his butt hole prove or disprove anything? Does it stay bigger if its had something shoved in it, days/weeks/months before? What about if you take an unusually large dump?

we'llallhavetea_old

I never tire of good ole priest'n'arsehole stories :pac:

efb

Senna wrote: »

I don't understand, how does measuring his butt hole prove or disprove anything? Does it stay bigger if its had something shoved in it, days/weeks/months before? What about if you take an unusually large dump?

repeatedly, his arse would be as loose as a $2 hooker

Senna

efb wrote: »

repeatedly, his arse would be as loose as a $2 hooker

I understand.

btw, i just got the old joke about "his farts haven't made a sound in years":D

BluesBerry

Do the muscles in the bum do contract back to normal afterwards

Maybe the priest likes the feel of the anal probe

dark crystal

BluesBerry wrote: »

Do the muscles in the bum do contract back to normal afterwards

Have you ever watched anal porn?

Those a-holes look like caverns rather than starfish.......

Chuck Stone

I swear I'm not gay - check me hole if ya want.

mackg

Why does it matter? Well, priest García Torres took the following shirtless picture with a young Cuban seminarian and when his parish caught wind of it, he was relieved of his duties because they believed him to be gay. In fact, the Bishop even went a step further and wants the priest to "undergo a psychiatric cure, and take an HIV test."

A priest being given the boot for riding a young fella?

Shenanigans

charlemont

Ha, Thats funny.

Kojak

mackg wrote: »

A priest being given the boot for riding a young fella?

Shenanigans

Well it makes a change from the norm of shipping them off to some old priests home out foreign...

cgcsb

Conor108 wrote: »

Wouldn't that just prove he hadn't had anal sex

This thread is hilarious. Actually it wouldn't even prove that. Anal sex, generally, doesn't make your anus change size or shape. And even if it did, you wouldn't have anything to compare it to before hand. Some men are naturally tighter than others.

Jimoslimos

cgcsb wrote: »

This thread is hilarious. Actually it wouldn't even prove that. Anal sex, generally, doesn't make your anus change size or shape. And even if it did, you wouldn't have anything to compare it to before hand. Some men are naturally tighter than others.

Something on your mind?? Just wondering why you'd drag this thread up after 4 months.

pickarooney

efb wrote: »

He's bf's kinda cute, after seeing that pic, he's deffo the top to his cuban twink

[panto]
Oh no he isn't!
[/panto]

some random drunk

Jimoslimos wrote: »

Something on your mind?? Just wondering why you'd drag this thread up after 4 months.

He was probably just innocently searching for priests and anal.

Jimoslimos

some random drunk wrote: »

He was probably just innocently searching for priests and anal.

Ah, fair enough. Lots of priests I know are mad anal, fastidious about cleaning the sacristry, keeping the altar tidy and so

mattjack

Is related to Fernando ( he pretends he's gay or a footballer )

Zen65

pickarooney wrote: »

[panto]
Oh no he isn't!
[/panto]

Oh yes he is, he's behind you ....... but I guess you knew that!



Z

Nothingbetter2d

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

arent all catholic 'priests' gay

not all... some are pedophiles too

Radharc na Sleibhte

Conor108 wrote: »

Wouldn't that just prove he hadn't had anal sex

I heard once youre gay your ass hole expands automatically, kind of a right of passage so to speak.

biko

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