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Friday Funnies
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15-07-2011 10:21am#1Two priest are putting up a sign that reads :
"The end is near, turn yourself around"
when a car goes ripping by and the driver screams :
"Fook you, you religious nuts!"
Then the priests hear a loud screech of the breaks and an even bigger splash...
The first priest looks at the second and says :
"Think maybe we should just put a bridge is out sign up?"
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The minister asked if anyone had been married for fifty years.
John stood up.
"I'll celebrate my 50th wedding anniversary this summer," he announced.
After a round of applause, the minister asked John to share some insight into successful married life.
John replied, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, and took her traveling on special occasions."
The minister asked, "Like where, John?"
"Well, for our 5th anniversary, I took her to Beijing."
The minister responded enthusiastically, "What a terrific example you are, John.
And what do you have planned for your 50th anniversary?"
"I'm going back to Beijing to get her!!!
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The National Highway Safety Council has done Extensive Testing on a newly Designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95% When the belt is properly installed.
Correct Installation is illustrated below.......
=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=
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