The best Divot I ever took..

BiffoGooner

Any suggestions for a quick-fix? The Girlfriend is gonna feckin' murder me when she gets home .


Never, ever practice at home.

staker

Holy Sheeeeeet!!:pac:

Just best off torch the place and leg it!!

Opics

How the feck did you manage that? Were you hacking down on it or what :eek:


Get on your knees begging forgiveness i'd say

BiffoGooner

Opics wrote: »

How the feck did you manage that? Were you hacking down on it or what :eek:


Get on your knees begging forgiveness i'd say

The words "Hit DOWN on the ball" kept goin round my head, got carried away..

Dead man.

staker

Cut a square out from the trimmings in the attic if you've any and the same around the hole.Swap it in for the new hole.It's a non patterned carpet she'll never notice:pac:

BiffoGooner

staker wrote: »

Cut a square out from the trimmings in the attic if you've any and the same around the hole.Swap it in for the new hole.It's a non patterned carpet she'll never notice:pac:

That was me first thought too, but I had a look and there's none of it still knockin' around. I think I may just glue it down and hope it goes unnoticed..

Corkblowin

Then cut a square from under the bookcase/couch/tv cabinet/plant whatever - that way you'll have a surprise too in 6 months when she discovers it

staker

Corkblowin wrote: »

Then cut a square from under the bookcase/couch/tv cabinet/plant whatever - that way you'll have a surprise too in 6 months when she discovers it

Reminds me of this:pac:

BiffoGooner

staker wrote: »

Reminds me of this:pac:

Haha, that's what I'm worried about. Considering my DIY skills aren't worth a sh**e.

charlieIRL

Move the telly or the couch.....ya numpty!!!

I have fake grass samples here at work ill give ya a few for indoor practice

BiffoGooner

charlieIRL wrote: »

Move the telly or the couch.....ya numpty!!!

I have fake grass samples here at work ill give ya a few for indoor practice

Sure it's off out in the middle of the floor well away from anything! I'd say she'd be a bit suspicious about me plonkin' the couch into the middle of the floor for no apparent reason haha. She'll be home shortly anyway, I'm just gonna superglue it down and hope for the best.

PARlance

Attack attack attack...as soon as she gets home, let rip and give her a boll*xin It'll definitely work

PARlance

BiffoGooner wrote: »

Sure it's off out in the middle of the floor well away from anything! I'd say she'd be a bit suspicious about me plonkin' the couch into the middle of the floor for no apparent reason haha. She'll be home shortly anyway, I'm just gonna superglue it down and hope for the best.

Make sure to keep posting whilst wasting valuable ball saving time

BiffoGooner

ajcurry123 wrote: »

Make sure to keep posting whilst wasting valuable ball saving time

Not to worry, it's all done. Looks passable, mighn't be noticed.

Opics

BiffoGooner wrote: »

Not to worry, it's all done. Looks passable, mighn't be noticed.

Pic of the cheap fix?

BackScrub

Build a bunker in the corner, she'll never notice the carpet then.

enda1

Tell her that you had the back door open cause you were sweeping up and a bleedin' mouse, a mouse I tell ye, legged it across the carpet. You dropped the broom in surprise, but then the first this to hand was you trusty wedge. You chased after it and in you flurry to protect your wife's home, you took a swing and missed. Luckily you scared it enough and it legged it out the door.

You'll be a hero, and get a present of golf lessons (clearly required mind )

HuntingDrog

it was nice nice knowing you....

staker

What happened OP?

BiffoGooner

staker wrote: »

What happened OP?

It was noticed straight away of course!

Strangely the bollockin' wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. Think she's givin' up on me when it comes to Golf.

JonathanAnon

BiffoGooner wrote: »

Any suggestions for a quick-fix? The Girlfriend is gonna feckin' murder me when she gets home Never, ever practice at home.

Jesus that's serious.. Given what happened to Tiger, I wouldnt leave the golf clubs lying round when your girlfriend gets home..

JonathanAnon

BackScrub wrote: »

Build a bunker in the corner, she'll never notice the carpet then.

Haha, or the OP could just himself on of these signs..

Icepickle

Paint a white circle around it & mark it G.U.R.

stockdam

Tell her that you tripped over a bump in the carpet and somehow it managed to tear.

Ok too late as posted above.

golfnuts

Was the divot aiming in the direction of the target as this would give ye great feedback on your angle of attack