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Poem/Story

  • 14-07-2011 1:36pm
    #1
    markens2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭


    Looking for the words to an Irish poem or story.

    Its along the lines of I was stopped by a gard.... awh..... a bangard.... yay
    I went into a hous.... awh..... a public house..... yay.

    Anybody able to help me out have googled it and can't find it.


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  • #2
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Should be on the rubberbandits myspace/youtube/FB not sure if ya will get the words but maybe.


  • #3
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    They might be able to help you here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=904


  • #4
    Elba101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Elba101


    markens2 wrote: »
    Looking for the words to an Irish poem or story.

    Its along the lines of I was stopped by a gard.... awh..... a bangard.... yay
    I went into a hous.... awh..... a public house..... yay.

    Anybody able to help me out have googled it and can't find it.


    Is it not a made up song everyone sings when they are in a group and hammered?


  • #5
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    OP I know the song by heart but there's not a chance in hell I'm going to give my evening typing it for you.


  • #6
    markens2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭markens2


    I don't think it's by the rubber bandits. It's been around for years.

    It's not as Gaeilge either.


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  • #7
    markens2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭markens2


    jimthemental wrote: »
    OP I know the song by heart but there's not a chance in hell I'm going to give my evening typing it for you.

    HAHAHa

    Do you know the name of it or where it can be found.

    Even a youtube version of it?

    My uncle is home from Sth Africa and he heard it before and wants to hear it again.


  • #8
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    markens2 wrote: »
    I don't think it's by the rubber bandits. It's been around for years.

    It's not as Gaeilge either.

    They used a bit of it so.


  • #9
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    markens2 wrote: »
    HAHAHa

    Do you know the name of it or where it can be found.

    Even a youtube version of it?

    My uncle is home from Sth Africa and he heard it before and wants to hear it again.

    Here's some of it. I have a different version

    http://www.arrse.co.uk/naafi-bar/75071-there-s-only-one-bar-boooooo.html


  • #10
    markens2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭markens2


    That's some of it. It's class on a night out.

    Would love to get it all.


  • #11
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    markens2 wrote: »
    Looking for the words to an Irish poem or story.

    Its along the lines of I was stopped by a gard.... awh..... a bangard.... yay
    I went into a hous.... awh..... a public house..... yay.

    Anybody able to help me out have googled it and can't find it.

    Romantic Ireland's dead and gone. It's with O'Leary in the pub.


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  • #12
    markens2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭markens2


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Romantic Ireland's dead and gone. It's with O'Leary in the pub.

    Romantic it is not, but even Yeats would have got a giggle out of it.


  • #13
    markens2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 265 ✭✭markens2


    jimthemental wrote: »
    OP I know the song by heart but there's not a chance in hell I'm going to give my evening typing it for you.

    How long is it?


  • #14
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,804 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    There was a Gard in the Club tonight - Wooooah
    A Ban Gard - Yeaaah
    She gave me cheek - Wooooah
    The cheek of her arse - Yeaaah
    She offered me a job - Wooooah
    A haaaandjob - Yeaaah
    ..........
    ..........
    ..........


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