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Have you got any grapes?

  • 14-07-2011 10:09am
    #1
    Gandalph
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    waddle waddle


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  • #2
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I froze my grapes. They are in my freezer. True story.


  • #3
    Sunnyisland
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    The grapes of wrath, true story.


  • #4
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Thousands. But none for you. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!


  • #5
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The waddling implies that the duck is overweight.
    Which I felt was unfair on fat troll kids.
    But since I hate fat troll kids as well as irrationally fearing their tiny flailing fists I'm sure it'll all work out fine for me.


  • #6
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    They can do some serious damage when they hunt in packs.


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  • #7
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Fists at bollock height too.
    They don't fight clean.


  • #8
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    What's purple and sings love songs?
    A romantic grape


  • #9
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I got
    grapes for dancin,
    grapes for listening,
    grapes for samplin
    and grapes for mixing,
    grapes for breaking
    and grapes for fixing
    and GRAYPES,

    I got
    grapes for your ma,
    grapes for your da,
    grapes for your brother who's a bit of a spa

    Grapes for me,
    grapes for you,
    LETS GET WRECKED ON BAGS OF GRAPES.


  • #10
    Gandalph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    Have you got any grapes?


  • #11
    Nemesis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 659 ✭✭✭Nemesis


    Do you think this store has any...


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  • #12
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Gandalph wrote: »
    Have you got any grapes?

    ... Have YOU?


  • #13
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I have some raisins. Which are kinda like impostor grapes!


  • #14
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Fago! wrote: »
    I have some raisins. Which are kinda like impostor grapes!
    There's little point being a glass is half full kind of guy when the glass is half full of homemade raisin wine.


  • #15
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    There's little point being a glass is half full kind of guy when the glass is half full of homemade raisin wine.

    There's little point in being a glass half full kinda guy because I want a full damn glass. Why half full? why not full full?


  • #16
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    I'll fill your glass if you're raisin it to drink to sarky.


    /groan.


  • #17
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Who?


  • #18
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    A duck walked up to the lemonade stand...... and said to the man running the stand "Hey - Got any kids?"


  • #19
    Gandalph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,792 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    Lust4Life wrote: »
    A duck walked up to the lemonade stand...... and said to the man running the stand "Hey - Got any kids?"

    The man looked at the duck in pure disgust
    & said
    "I would tell you, but ducks I do not trust"



    and he waddled away
    waddle waddle


  • #20
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Is grapes the safe word for like class As these days??


  • #21
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Is grapes the safe word for like class As these days??
    No, it's the culchie word for a gardening fork. I should know, i put a bag of the feckers in a blender and just killed the party.
    Literally.


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  • #22
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    What pray tell were you doin with a fork??

    Did you wanna get masssshed?!


  • #23
    Star Lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭Star Lord


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    What pray tell were you doin with a fork??

    Did you wanna get masssshed?!
    I was forking gardening!

    No I don't wanna get mashed, but maybe getting squished a little would help


  • #24
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Lol! I kno a rolypoly you could ask to sit on you, ;)


  • #25
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Also I totally read your post in a donegal accent -- well in my boyfriends accent, which is pretty much the same as yours!

    You should put hi, on the end of yor sentences. That would be funny!! My five yr old neice has started to copy the boy, saying hi at the end of her sentences. It's really cute, with her little biffo accent


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