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  • 13-07-2011 6:06pm
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    Sunnyisland
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    :D:D
    A man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colours. However, at the final interview, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.

    Says the man "I can fix that with some Aspirin. I just take some and it'll be better in a second."

    So, the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out condom after condom until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it with some water and his blinking goes away.

    The CEO says "Neither do we approve of our staff womanising!"

    The man says "Oh! Not that, have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking!" ;):)


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