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When Love Fades - conversation in our house this weekend......

  • 13-07-2011 4:47pm
    #1
    Sunnyisland
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    realies: sat on the sofa watching TV and heard wifey's voice from the kitchen:

    Mrs realies "What would you like for dinner, love, chicken, beef or lamb?"

    realies: "Thanks petal, I'll have chicken."

    Mrs realies: "You can p*ss off. you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."





    Is this the end ?


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  • #2
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    My love often fades if I've had a few pints.

    Grand the next morning though.


  • #3
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    stovelid wrote: »
    My love often fades if I've had a few pints.

    Grand the next morning though.

    Brewer's droop? :(


  • #4
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    realies wrote: »
    realies: sat on the sofa watching TV and heard wifey's voice from the kitchen:

    Mrs realies "What would you like for dinner, love, chicken, beef or lamb?"

    realies: "Thanks petal, I'll have chicken."

    Mrs realies: "You can p*ss off. you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."





    Is this the end ?

    Mr realies walks to the kitchen, punches mrs realies and screams wheres my dinner bitch?


  • #5
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Millicent wrote: »
    Brewer's droop? :(

    You get good payback in the morning though. The hangover pillar, as it were.


  • #6
    wild_cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    She was probably reading out the packets to the cat.

    If she had of had that array of soup packets she probably would have offered you a multiple choice as well.


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  • #7
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    realies wrote: »
    realies: sat on the sofa watching TV and heard wifey's voice from the kitchen:

    Mrs realies "What would you like for dinner, love, chicken, beef or lamb?"

    realies: "Thanks petal, I'll have chicken."

    Mrs realies: "You can p*ss off. you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."





    Is this the end ?

    I know a certain cat who is sleeping in Mrs Realies bed tonight


  • #8
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    realies wrote: »
    realies: sat on the sofa watching TV and heard wifey's voice from the kitchen:

    Mrs realies "What would you like for dinner, love, chicken, beef or lamb?"

    realies: "Thanks petal, I'll have chicken."

    Mrs realies: "You can p*ss off. you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."





    Is this the end ?

    Kill the cat. That'll show her who's number 1.


  • #9
    Millicent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,559 ✭✭✭Millicent


    stovelid wrote: »
    You get good payback in the morning though. The hangover pillar, as it were.

    I'm gonna regret this but...

    Explain.


  • #10
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    syklops wrote: »
    I know a certain cat who is sleeping in Mrs Realies bed tonight

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2l5MyL2fcE&feature=related

    watch from 0:12 on


  • #11
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Mr realies walks to the kitchen, punches mrs realies and screams wheres my dinner bitch?
    This.

    Domestic abuse is the only thing that's going to save your relationship now.

    B1tches be lovin' a slap every now and again.


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  • #12
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Millicent wrote: »
    I'm gonna regret this but...

    Explain.

    The inexplicable, raging boner than one often gets the morning after over-consumption of alcohol.

    Which is often of no use because one has already blown their chances with a flaccid showing the night before.


  • #13
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    Kill the cat. That'll show her who's number 1.

    kill and cook the cat.......


  • #14
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Handful of viagara should do the trick


  • #15
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2l5MyL2fcE&feature=related

    watch from 0:12 on

    Thats what I was quoting :confused::confused::confused:


  • #16
    Millicent
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    stovelid wrote: »
    The inexplicable, raging boner than one often gets the morning after over-consumption of alcohol.

    Which is often of no use because one has already blown their chances with a flaccid showing the night before.

    Well, I don't regret that anywhere near as much as I expected!

    Would you not be too knackered to do anything with said raging boner though?


  • #17
    ardinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    realies wrote: »

    Is this the end ?

    Probably - she obviously prefers pussy!!!
    images.jpg
    http://slaneyfishing.com




  • #18
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    mattjack wrote: »
    kill and cook the cat.......

    No, we've already established it's her job to do the cooking.


  • #19
    sgb
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 770 ✭✭✭sgb


    Give her one more chance, tell it's only a yellow card at the moment


  • #20
    Ditch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    It could be worse. I know a guy whose wife regularly referred to him as a " Fat necked kunt ". I think, if it ever gets to that stage? Time to beat the bitch fucking senseless with that cat!


  • #21
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Mr. Denton wrote: »
    No, we've already established it's her job to do the cooking.
    good point...


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  • #22
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Millicent wrote: »
    Would you not be too knackered to do anything with said raging boner though?

    As long as you don't stand up quickly, you;re grand. All the blood is diverted from your head, you see.


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