A LESBIAN couple were handed an official police caution and warned over their future

blaze1 · 13-07-2011 1:10pm #1

A LESBIAN couple were handed an official police caution and warned over their future conduct after being caught by police officers having sex in a town centre park.

The women, both aged 25, were spotted in a state of undress performing a sex act on The Racecourse opposite St George’s Avenue at 2.30pm on Monday.

Several members of the public were understood to have seen the pair and informed police.

An eyewitness, who asked not to be named, said: “One girl was performing oral sex on the other. She had her leggings and knickers round her ankles with her legs over the other girl’s shoulders.

“When the police officers arrived, one of the girls cried her eyes out and the other just laughed.”

http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/lesbian_couple_cautioned_after_being_caught_having_open_air_afternoon_sex_in_the_racecourse_1_2857877

So........

How long would you watch before reporting it?

Dan133269 · 13-07-2011 1:11pm

blaze1 wrote: »

A LESBIAN couple were handed an official police caution and warned over their future conduct after being caught by police officers having sex in a town centre park.

The women, both aged 25, were spotted in a state of undress performing a sex act on The Racecourse opposite St George’s Avenue at 2.30pm on Monday.

Several members of the public were understood to have seen the pair and informed police.

An eyewitness, who asked not to be named, said: “One girl was performing oral sex on the other. She had her leggings and knickers round her ankles with her legs over the other girl’s shoulders.

“When the police officers arrived, one of the girls cried her eyes out and the other just laughed.”

http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/lesbian_couple_cautioned_after_being_caught_having_open_air_afternoon_sex_in_the_racecourse_1_2857877

So........

How long would you watch before reporting it?

Until I got caught masturbating.

Wolfe Tone · 13-07-2011 1:12pm

Depends, they could have been ugly fat fcuks

sensibleken · 13-07-2011 1:12pm

Picture I say, or begone!

seamus · 13-07-2011 1:12pm

Headlines involving young lesbians always sound a lot better than they look.

The fact that there are no images of the women leaving the court assures me that I have missed nothing.

phill106 · 13-07-2011 1:12pm

blaze1 wrote: »

A LESBIAN couple were handed an official police caution and warned over their future conduct after being caught by police officers having sex in a town centre park.

The women, both aged 25, were spotted in a state of undress performing a sex act on The Racecourse opposite St George’s Avenue at 2.30pm on Monday.

Several members of the public were understood to have seen the pair and informed police.

An eyewitness, who asked not to be named, said: “One girl was performing oral sex on the other. She had her leggings and knickers round her ankles with her legs over the other girl’s shoulders.

“When the police officers arrived, one of the girls cried her eyes out and the other just laughed.”

http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/crime/lesbian_couple_cautioned_after_being_caught_having_open_air_afternoon_sex_in_the_racecourse_1_2857877

So........

How long would you watch before reporting it?

Report it? Never!
I would make a point of asking politely is it a weekly thing, or should I just wait randomly :P

MagicSean · 13-07-2011 1:12pm

What do you mean before reporting it?

Chuck Stone · 13-07-2011 1:14pm

They obviously didn't have a lickher licence.

orourkeda · 13-07-2011 1:16pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKpThu1JtUI

FatherLen · 13-07-2011 1:16pm

i....i....i....i have to go to the bathroom......

NTMK · 13-07-2011 1:16pm

I'd love to know how the op came across this article :pac:

Kevin Duffy · 13-07-2011 1:16pm

I wish I'd been on the jury - "I'm still undecided, I need to see a re-enactment and I wish the court to inform the defendents that should they alter their preferences, this juror is hung".

drunkmonkey · 13-07-2011 1:17pm

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

Depends, they could have been ugly fat fcuks

No such thing as an ugly Lesbian. There all hot. (NSFW)

blaze1 · 13-07-2011 1:17pm

seamus wrote: »

Headlines involving young lesbians always sound a lot better than they look.

The fact that there are no images of the women leaving the court assures me that I have missed nothing.

Yup, 9 times out of 10 they never look like the ones in the movies and the one time they do, you show em your mickey and they run a mile.

mackg · 13-07-2011 1:17pm

so a cop comes across two lesbians going at it...I'm sure there is a porno that starts like that.

blaze1 · 13-07-2011 1:18pm

Dan133269 wrote: »

Until I got caught masturbating.

You'd be given a stiffer sentence

blaze1 · 13-07-2011 1:19pm

NTMK wrote: »

I'd love to know how the op came across this article :pac:

Mate lives in northampton and posted the link on bookface :eek:

It wasnt hot lesbo secks outdoors typed into google honest!

--LOS-- · 13-07-2011 1:20pm

you do know their caution had nothing to do with them being lesbians!

MagicSean · 13-07-2011 1:24pm

If this had been a guy on his own masturbating he'd be a sex offendor.

DrumSteve · 13-07-2011 1:25pm

NTMK wrote: »

I'd love to know how the op came across this article :pac:

Okay OP please explain your mastubation techniques as per NTMK's request.

smash · 13-07-2011 1:27pm

blaze1 wrote: »

An eyewitness, who asked not to be named, said: “One girl was performing oral sex on the other. She had her leggings and knickers round her ankles with her legs over the other girl’s shoulders.

The correct reply from the police man should have been "Pics or it didn't happen!"

jimthemental · 13-07-2011 1:29pm

--LOS-- wrote: »

you do know their caution had nothing to do with them being lesbians!

Doesn't seem like they were too cautious:D

ejmaztec · 13-07-2011 1:36pm

blaze1 wrote: »

“When the police officers arrived, one of the girls cried her eyes out and the other just laughed.”
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I bet we can guess which of the two was laughing.

MagicSean · 13-07-2011 1:42pm

steve06 wrote: »

The correct reply from the police man should have been "Pics or it didn't happen!"

Correct reply would be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgoXUzIwXk0

Gophur · 13-07-2011 1:44pm

Surely there's a time and a place for everything and, while it may have been the time, it certainly wasn't the place for such an activity/pastime/etc.

Gandalph · 13-07-2011 1:49pm

Wish more lesbians had initiative like this

blaze1 · 13-07-2011 1:51pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

I bet we can guess which of the two was laughing.

wonder if he let her finish?

ejmaztec · 13-07-2011 1:52pm

I bet the cops had to resist the urge to say "lesbe having you".

smash · 13-07-2011 1:53pm

Gophur wrote: »

Surely there's a time and a place for everything and, while it may have been the time, it certainly wasn't the place for such an activity/pastime/etc.

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Gandalph · 13-07-2011 1:58pm

Gophur wrote: »

Surely there's a time and a place for everything and, while it may have been the time, it certainly wasn't the place for such an activity/pastime/etc.

Im sorry sir but this is a lesbian hate free thread, we do not discourage their actions here

Vicxas · 13-07-2011 1:59pm

Stupid horny english.... why cant irish lesbians be like this...

Otacon · 13-07-2011 2:00pm

NTMK wrote: »

I'd love to know how the op came across this article :pac:

Copiously, I imagine...

Dravokivich · 13-07-2011 4:29pm

Vicxas wrote: »

Stupid horny english.... why cant irish lesbians be like this...

Because Irish Lesbians look like truck drivers.

Vicxas · 13-07-2011 4:34pm

Dravokivich wrote: »

Because Irish Lesbians look like truck drivers.

Touche salesman.

Fratton Fred · 13-07-2011 4:51pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

I bet the cops had to resist the urge to say "lesbe having you".

Was one of them Delia Smith?

Besides, Lesbe Avenue is where all the gay female coppers live.

theboss80 · 13-07-2011 5:30pm

Id have thought they'd be GOING DOWN for that instead of a caution

the groutch · 13-07-2011 5:32pm

that's some serious horseplay

Liam Byrne · 13-07-2011 5:52pm

I doubt their sexual orientation has anything to do with the story. Anyone would have gotten the same warning for having oral sex in a public place.

ringadingding · 13-07-2011 6:15pm

NTMK wrote: »

I'd love to know how the op came across this article :pac:

Literally

discus · 13-07-2011 6:32pm

Oral sex at a picnic? Well, if the weathers good, why not eat out?

phasers · 13-07-2011 6:34pm

gross

Redditor · 14-07-2011 10:44am

Them kwares do be at fair kware stuff.

vampire of kilmainham · 14-07-2011 6:13pm

i watch the whole thing and i wouldent report it iv got the horn just thinking of it

jaffacakesyum · 14-07-2011 6:20pm

Bet they don't look anything like what we're all picturing

Spread · 14-07-2011 8:12pm

Cop should have cuffed the bottom one .......... more dosh for the vid when he contacts The News Of The ........ oops too late

AudreyHepburn · 14-07-2011 8:23pm

steve06 wrote: »

I wholeheartedly disagree.

Gandalph wrote: »

Im sorry sir but this is a lesbian hate free thread, we do not discourage their actions here

In fairness I don't think that is what that poster was doing at all.

No two people, regardless of gender or sexuality, should be preforming sexual acts in public places where anyone can see them.

There could have been young children there.