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How Men Think

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  • 13-07-2011 12:15pm
    #1
    Tauriel
    Registered Users Posts: 30,389 ✭✭✭✭


    Mick and Paddy are in the pub.

    Paddy has two goldfish in a bowl on the table.

    Mick says "That's a grand pair of goldfish you got there, Paddy. Have you named them yet?"

    Paddy says "As a matter of fact I have. This one's called One, the other is called Two."

    Mick says "Them's strange names for a couple of fish. Why did you call them that?"

    Paddy replies "If One dies, I've still got Two left!"

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    I answered the door to a six-foot beetle.

    He punched me in the face and told me to sod off.

    Apparently there's a nasty bug going round.


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