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How Men Think

Tauriel · 2011-07-13 11:15:45

Mick and Paddy are in the pub. Paddy has two goldfish in a bowl on the table. Mick says "That's a grand pair of goldfish you got there, Paddy. Have you named them yet?" Paddy says "As a matter of fact I have. This one's called One, the other is called Two." Mick says "Them's strange names for a couple of fish. Why did you…

13-07-2011 12:15PM

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Tauriel

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Mick and Paddy are in the pub.

Paddy has two goldfish in a bowl on the table.

Mick says "That's a grand pair of goldfish you got there, Paddy. Have you named them yet?"

Paddy says "As a matter of fact I have. This one's called One, the other is called Two."

Mick says "Them's strange names for a couple of fish. Why did you call them that?"

Paddy replies "If One dies, I've still got Two left!"

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#2 13-07-2011 12:19PM

sparks24

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you surely have us man folk figured out

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#3 13-07-2011 12:28PM

Daniel S

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sparks24 wrote: »

you surely have us man folk figured out

*men

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