passing a prostitute on the street

Blobby George · 12-07-2011 5:29pm #1

If you pass a prostitute on the street who you've been with, do you say hi or walk on by? I usually give a shake of the head in an upwards motion.

AckwelFoley · 12-07-2011 5:30pm

Heres another one.

If a gay jumps on your back, do you leave him there or pull him off?

Spunge · 12-07-2011 5:31pm

Grab her balls

PseudoFamous · 12-07-2011 5:31pm

Blobby George wrote: »

If you pass a prostitute on the street who you've been with, do you say hi or walk on by? I usually give a shake of the head in an upwards motion.

This happens to you often, does it?

Latchy · 12-07-2011 5:31pm

I would have left the wig and false moustache at home by then .

BluesBerry · 12-07-2011 5:31pm

AH has been a hive of knowledge in the last few days on the right/wrong ways on how to walk on the street :rolleyes:

Blobby George · 12-07-2011 5:32pm

PseudoFamous wrote: »

This happens to you often, does it?

Only occasionally.

krudler · 12-07-2011 5:32pm

Blobby George wrote: »

If you pass a prostitute on the street who you've been with, do you say hi or walk on by? I usually give a shake of the head in an upwards motion.

Nothing worse than bumping into your mam when you're out with friends is there

Saila · 12-07-2011 5:34pm

Spunge wrote: »

Grab her balls

her anal beads?

Blobby George · 12-07-2011 5:34pm

krudler wrote: »

Nothing worse than bumping into your mam when you're out with friends is there

Yours was always nice to me.

Miss Dymph · 12-07-2011 5:36pm

I'd say Hi, I mean do you avoid saying Hi to the guy who services your car in for fear he'l want your business again... no, so why avoid saying hi to someone who 'serviced' you for want of a better word? A job is a job, everyone still goes home at the end of the day for a cup of Barry's

Tehachapi · 12-07-2011 5:37pm

A tip of the hat and "how do you do" will usually suffice.

Conor108 · 12-07-2011 5:37pm

Miss Dymph wrote: »

I'd say Hi, I mean do you avoid saying Hi to the guy who services your car in for fear he'l want your business again... no, so why avoid saying hi to someone who 'serviced' you for want of a better word? A job is a job, everyone still goes home at the end of the day for a cup of Barry's Lyons

fyp

Saila · 12-07-2011 5:38pm

"hi stacy!, what have you been doing?"

"larry, james, brian, karl, kevin........"

phasers · 12-07-2011 5:38pm

I usually give a shake of the head in an upwards motion.

Do you also do the Black Power salute?

kfallon · 12-07-2011 5:40pm

Usually I just doff my cap and say, "Good day to you fine lady!" and be on my way!

If it's one lady of the night in particular I will inquire as to whether she has located my jocks yet

Gandalph · 12-07-2011 5:41pm

I simply say "Have you got any grapes?" waddle waddle waddle

Pandora2 · 12-07-2011 5:57pm

Thought it might be down to her to break the ice......"Are you lookin' for lurve??"

Mike 1972 · 12-07-2011 5:59pm

A prostitute said hi to me the other day* never seen her before in my life but I said hello nonetheless and continued on my way (Had a train to catch

) I saw no reason to be unfriendly to the lady given that I harbour no prejudices towards sex workers. Its a perfectly respectable occupation IMNSHO not like banking, real estate, property development or any of that carry on.

* Before anyone calls BS I would point out that I was passing through Amsterdam at the time.

ismiseuisce · 12-07-2011 6:49pm

A while back I was strolling around the grand canal very late at night and I passed a prostitute close to the Pepper Canister. She had a green jacket that I thought was gorgeous and I was really close to asking her where she got it but I was afraid it might be code for something else :rolleyes: so I just walked past...

sheesh · 12-07-2011 6:56pm

prossy: ye lookin business luv

me: ah no, just going home *staggers

prossy: ah go on its freezin'

Mike 1972 · 12-07-2011 7:00pm

ismiseuisce wrote: »

She had a green jacket that I thought was gorgeous and I was really close to asking her where she got it

Reminds me of the old Mae West quote

Cork boy 55 · 12-07-2011 7:00pm

Follow the 3 three point plan

(1) Blow your crime whistle to alert any fellow good citizens in area

(2) Conduct a Citizens arrest as per rules of your borrugh

(3) escort her to your local asylum for fallen women.

Poor Uncle Tom · 12-07-2011 7:07pm

Blobby George wrote: »

If you pass a prostitute on the street who you've been with, do you say hi or walk on by? I usually give a shake of the head in an upwards motion.

A good laxative will ensure you pass her in the house before you leave.

CorkMan · 12-07-2011 7:11pm

I'd do none of what the poll says.

I'd just tap that ass.

Gordon Gecko · 12-07-2011 7:27pm

My usual practice is to visit a den of ill repute but if I were to be accosted by some harlot on the street, soliciting her tawdry wares in public I should view her with a look of disdain usually reserved for lazy servants. However if she was an attractive young lady, a voluptuous courtesan who would flash her ankles for sixpence, I would be inclined to hail the nearest Hansom and escort her to the nearest gin or boarding house for a night of sordid merriment.

Rgds

Rt. Hon. Gordon Gecko Esq.

Ghost Estate · 12-07-2011 11:42pm

Simple question, no atari jaguar option. For me the answer is no, don't feel too pushed about trying it either. I'd rather buy a box of Padre Pio stickers tbh