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Confessions

Tauriel · 2011-07-12 10:03:27

A husband is dying in hospital with his wife by his bedside. He says "There are some things I have to confess." The wife says "It's OK, honey. You really don't have to." "No," says the husband. "I have to have a peaceful mind when I die. I had sex with your mother, your sister, and both your best friends." The wife bends…

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12-07-2011 11:03am

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Tauriel

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A husband is dying in hospital with his wife by his bedside.

He says "There are some things I have to confess."

The wife says "It's OK, honey. You really don't have to."

"No," says the husband. "I have to have a peaceful mind when I die. I had sex with your mother, your sister, and both your best friends."

The wife bends to his ear and says "I know......that's why I poisoned you."

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A man walks into an adult store looking to buy a doll.

The man behind the counter says that "there are two types! A muslim and a catholic."

The man asks "What's the difference?"

The man behind the counter replies "The muslim one blows itself up!"

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