Getting laid at Oxygen - Is it important?

DWCommuter

Out and about in Naas this morning and over heard a conversation between a group of lads on the way out. One of them was distraught and taking a big slagging about not getting laid. Couldn't help laughing.

So is it important to get laid at this festival? Is the expectation that you will get your end away?

Biggins

No.
Next.

RichieC

I tend to be far too messy at these things to get my hole... mind you, I wouldn't be seen dead at Oxegen, EP perhaps, though it's gotten more and more scum infested as the years past.

Benny_Cake

Biggins wrote: »

No.
Next.

It probably would be important if you wanted to get laid but didn't though!:D

Ally Dick

God be with the days when you only "got laid" when you went abroad on a sun holiday to Spain !

StupidLikeAFox

Sex is like air, it only becomes an issue when your not getting any

pragmatic1

Nah. Mostly to get off my face, see bands and have the craic with mates. Only got lucky once at oxegen. Plus people get smelly after day one.

Ally Dick

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Only got lucky once at oxegen

Are you talking about your nat king cole or a snog ?

7sr2z3fely84g5

DWCommuter wrote: »

Out and about in Naas this morning and over heard a conversation between a group of lads on the way out. One of them was distraught and taking a big slagging about not getting laid. Couldn't help laughing.

Should had act the maggot and turned around and ask the lads who got laid to prove it...

*followed by red faces and yo ma remark...

pragmatic1

Ally Dick wrote: »

Are you talking about your nat king cole or a snog ?

Nat king cole.

Ally Dick

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Nat king cole.

Where would you get the privacy for that ? A tent ? :eek:

flutterflye

Obviously.
Why else would you go to a festival?! Pffft. :rolleyes:

Snowie

flutterflye wrote: »

Obviously.
Why else would you go to a festival?! Pffft. :rolleyes:

to take so many drugs and see things that arnt really there freak out those posh girls that gooo eww if they see muck and to talk to let nackers start a fight with you and half way threw the arguement start talking to thin air and watch there reactions and when they look dumb found pounce on them like a praying mantis :cool:

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DWCommuter wrote: »

Out and about in Naas this morning and over heard a conversation between a group of lads on the way out. One of them was distraught and taking a big slagging about not getting laid. Couldn't help laughing.

They all sound like a bunch of virgins.

Micky Dolenz

DWCommuter wrote: »

Out and about in Naas this morning and over heard a conversation between a group of lads on the way out. One of them was distraught and taking a big slagging about not getting laid. Couldn't help laughing.

So is it important to get laid at this festival? Is the expectation that you will get your end away?

Dude, you must be well old, like.

Lads want to get laid where ever they go. And more so if they are sleeping in a field with a shed load of wimmins laying about.

Wolfe Tone

DWCommuter wrote: »

Out and about in Naas this morning and over heard a conversation between a group of lads on the way out. One of them was distraught and taking a big slagging about not getting laid. Couldn't help laughing.

So is it important to get laid at this festival? Is the expectation that you will get your end away?

His mates prob didn't get laid either, sat in the tent and had a crank more like.

NTMK

DWCommuter wrote: »

So is it important to get laid at this festival? Is the expectation that you will get your end away?

how important is it for you to get the clap?

FatherLen

i have been to oxygen six times now and have only gotten the auld slip n slide the once. the rest of the time i was either too drunk or busy messin.

Micky Dolenz

FatherLen wrote: »

i have been to oxygen six times now and have only gotten the auld slip n slide the once. the rest of the time i was either too drunk or busy messin.

Busy messing?, well me and some of my other male friends like to wrestle around in the mud, it's great fun. You should join us sometime

suicide_circus

Why would you waste your time chasing women at a festival? You should be seeing an act or having the crack with your mates and getting mad out of it. Everyone smells and looks like shyte anyway. If you want the ride, go to a club. Anyone who tries to get their end away probably lives at home the rest of the year and isnt allowed bring girls home.

strokemyclover

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Busy messing?

Stabbing and whatnot!

Thatnastyboy

I was gonna ride a luvly muck-covered beore last night but her hatchet wound smelled like bigfoots dick, so disco stu said fucka you





















*Thatnastyboy may still be under the influence of various psychoactive substances

DWCommuter

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Dude, you must be well old, like.

Lads want to get laid where ever they go. And more so if they are sleeping in a field with a shed load of wimmins laying about.

No I'm not "well old". But not "Oxygen young" either. I appreciate your view on lads wanting to get laid wherever they go, but don't fully support it. However your depiction of a field with a shed load of women laying about is more along the lines of my OP. Just like a sun holiday, is there an expectation that you will/must get a shag at Oxygen? Is the expectation higher than say if you go out for a jar on a saturday night?

Alter-Ego

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

I was gonna ride a luvly muck-covered beore last night but her hatchet wound smelled like bigfoots dick, so disco stu said fucka you





















*Thatnastyboy may still be under the influence of various psychoactive substances

Orrrrrr.... you consoled yourself with a ham shank to thoughts of Beyonce/Christy Moore, hoping and praying that your tent wouldn't get burned by the time you'd finished.


I was un/lucky enough to hear the people in the next tent getting it on at a festival a few years back.
I'll never forget the heavy breathing and the squelching. Oh the squelching! She must've been a wet one.

Dante

Wtf is Oxygen?

Alter-Ego

DaaaaaaaaaaN wrote: »

Wtf is Oxygen?

It's what gobsh1tes call Oxegen.

Micky Dolenz

DWCommuter wrote: »

No I'm not "well old". But not "Oxygen young" either. I appreciate your view on lads wanting to get laid wherever they go, but don't fully support it. However your depiction of a field with a shed load of women laying about is more along the lines of my OP. Just like a sun holiday, is there an expectation that you will/must get a shag at Oxygen? Is the expectation higher than say if you go out for a jar on a saturday night?

A few thousands young wans, all off their tits on God knows what, add a festival atmosphere, add a huge sleep over where everyone is invited.

It's like shooting mice in a barrel.

jive

Yuck. Oxegen is the last place I'd want to get laid. After day one/two people are disgusting. Nobody showers and usually you are covered in mud because it's Ireland and it's a field. Not to mention the fact that a lot of people don't brush their teeth over the 4 days. Unless it was on night one (and even then do I really want to smell like a combination of BO, mud(which smells awful) AND sex) for the next 3 days?

Generally the only people actually looking to get laid at Oxegen are ugly people because it would be easier than usually due to people being more sh!tfaced than usual. Oxegen is for having the craic and if a woman comes along all well and good but I wouldn't actively seek or try to score there due to people's hygiene being at an all time low.

Logical Fallacy

Sex at a festival is a first night thing only.

After that you have the risk of people not having showered, sweating out all the booze and cheap burger into their knickers.

Fawking rank.

holystungun9

ColHol wrote: »

Sex is like air, it only becomes an issue when your not getting any

Touché, I learned it the other way round! - air is like sex, it only becomes an issue when you're not getting any.

Micky Dolenz

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Sex at a festival is a first night thing only.

After that you have the risk of people not having showered, sweating out all the booze and cheap burger into their knickers.

Fawking rank.

I'd eat chips a cheap burger out of her knickers.

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

Logical Fallacy

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I'd eat chips a cheap burger out of her knickers.

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

When i lived in Limerick we used to just say "I'd ****ing wear her like a feedbag".

df1985

was down there this weekend and a lot of girls were on a mission to get as many shifts/scores/snogs, whatever you want to call them, as possible.

chloek

who doesn't want to get laid on a weekend away with booze, drugs etc.

DWCommuter

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I'd eat chips a cheap burger out of her knickers.

Doesn't have the same ring to it.

Would you gargle her diarrhea?

Some people refer to this as the ultimate attraction.

SparKing

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

When i lived in Limerick we used to just say "I'd ****ing wear her like a feedbag".

Not before one of ye robbed it from Bill Hicks.