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3 Mice

Tauriel · 2011-07-11 12:07:59

3 mice are in a pub having a few beers and discussing who's the hardest. First mouse says "I'm the hardest, I go up to mousetraps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room." Second mouse says "You puff. I get rat poision, crush it into powder and snort it." Third…

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11-07-2011 1:07pm

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Tauriel

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3 mice are in a pub having a few beers and discussing who's the hardest.

First mouse says "I'm the hardest, I go up to mousetraps, rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down I benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room."

Second mouse says "You puff. I get rat poision, crush it into powder and snort it."

Third mouse finishes his drink, gets up and walks to the door.

"Where are you going?" ask the other two.

"Home" he replies "To shag the cat"

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