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Letters from a caring Dad...

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  • 09-07-2011 11:46pm
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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,241 ✭✭✭✭


    Letter home from school...

    Dear Dad,

    $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

    Love,
    Your $on.


    A week later..... a letter from "home"

    Dear Son,

    I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

    Love,
    Dad

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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