Should I open it? It's like a Ferrero Rochet.

AskMyChocolate

But I'm gasping,and lazy. I had two of them, and i've already done one. It's only cheap champagne (but it's not that cheap).

Stop starin' at me. I'm puttin'the kettle on, ok? I'm puttin the kettle ON!

Bastards!

This'll be your drunk locked thread for this morning, I hope you enjoyed your visit. The emergency exits are situated to your left \o\ and your right /o/.

Jaysus.

Sorry.

Choco

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Tis after midday (here) go for it.

Vicxas

Its happy hour somewhere.... or if you're at oxygen its drinkin time all the time.

Alter-Ego

Neck it in...40 minutes.

AskMyChocolate

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Tis after midday (here) go for it.

I hear ya man, but it's got one of those corks. D'ya know the ones? They come with wire all over them. If you don't get it right, they'll shove Newton's laws of physics in your face, and laugh at you while they're doing it.

Fizziness man. Fizziness.

It's not just eyes being taken out by the cork, I've seen shoulders dislocated by the recoil. For serious.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

I hear ya man, but it's got one of those corks. D'ya know the ones? They come with wire all over them. If you don't get it right, they'll shove Newton's laws of physics in your face, and laugh at you while they're doing it.

Fizziness man. Fizziness.

It's not just eyes being taken out by the cork, I've seen shoulders dislocated by the recoil. For serious.

If you don't try you don't drink. Stand behind a couch or soemthing.

biko

And lock.